My take on this, after reading through and saying ouch a bunch of times...
Won't even bother saying anything about the idiot gogrinchgo, but I think JAC started this thread to get back at who knows who for last year. Wanted to get some attention and then try to make people feel like he did last year (succeeded with gogrinchgo, lol). Never intended to gift anyone, while having a good deed excuse at hand. As for daughters, y'all sure he has them and this wasn't a hoax as well?
Could very well be wrong, but the above is my guess.
Off to bed now, need to get some sleep in what is most likely my last night of being a non-parent ;-)
P.S.: Kudos to all 3 who gifted Bowl64