Dear pabby ,
My airbus flight back to heathrow terminal 5 was a little bit turbulent especially crossing the Bermuda triangle and Iceland's blue lagoon .
I sat in the middle of a row of 3 seats ., A nervous guy in the walkway and a little old lady by the window .
Across the Bermuda triangle the little old lady asks - what is that whirring noise , it is giving me a headache,can you switch it off . To be followed by - how do you wind the window down .
As we approached Iceland's blue lagoon they served lunch . This cheese and ham sandwich said the guy - what is in it . He went on - if we are landing early is that American or british time .
Not to be outdone I joined in . This lady pilot I asked - Do you think she can park this thing .
Anyway my question is - Do you think I have a good insurance claim . I told them I had forgotten my wife but they refused to turn around .