COS ... "Sir the Joint Chiefs have been waiting for 10 minutes for the daily security update"
Pres ... "I thought I'd be done by now, Vic (Coolswing) is taking forever in between shots"
Pres: Man, I got to say this female golfer is gorgeous, think I will take some tax dollars and buy her some pink golf balls
Cos: You know that golfer is a G.IR.L, right?
CoS: Why do you spend too much time on the stupid game?
Pres: So I can be respected in at least communit in my life, a man needs happiness and national debt.
COS: You called Mr President?
PO: Yes I did. Do you see this - water hazard. I want that water hazard removed.
PO: Why haven't we got Yancyland Par 2.5 on WGT yet?
COS: Well Mr President, it takes a long time to do all the photography work, then they've got to take it back and do all the overlays and the coding. It takes up to 2 years to get that done.
PO: For one hole?!
Pres: Ya know, I wish I had a dime for every ball hit into that water hazard on KAI #17.
COS: You do Sir, it's part of your contract with WGT.
Pres: Oh ya, right, HA HA, then I order heavy winds to the right all of the time.
COS: How come you are still buying those sports drinks, you are already level 98.
PRES: I drink it for the taste, not the points.
COS ,, Yes Sir you called
PO , Find this " ANDYSON "
PO: Did you get a hold of Lizzie? We were suppose to tee off an hour ago.
COS: No sir, Lambert said she was much to busy pondering next months wardrobe and suggested that you re-schedule sometime next week.