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WGT National Enquirer Comic Contest!

• sixkiller 1,147 Posts

  Mon, Apr 25 2011 3:19 PM

  CoS: Sorry sir, sixkiller says you don't qualify for the WGT Senior Tour.        Pres: @#^*$!# another damn Birther!

• WGTicon 12,511 Posts

  Mon, Apr 25 2011 3:20 PM

  I demand a much more important position on the wall.

• MioKontic 4,599 Posts

  Mon, Apr 25 2011 3:20 PM

  COS:  Mr President, they're on to us, the players at WGT know we're the creators of all the Cheez accounts.

  PO:  Don't worry, Icon lets them through.

• mrenn29 380 Posts

  Mon, Apr 25 2011 3:27 PM

  COS:Sir our country wants to know why you're raising taxes under our current inflation and Budget problem,seems to be a suprising topic of late.

  Mr.Pres: Well I had no Choice,when Calloway golf balls reached the 300cr mark and Clevland wedges surpassed the 800+cr. mark,I felt there was no other way I was going to be able to afford WGT anymore.I mean my budget is tapped!

• LizzieRossetti 1,545 Posts

  Mon, Apr 25 2011 3:29 PM

  COS

  Coffee sir?

  PRES

  Anan?what does he want? tell him the french did it

   

• resozv 895 Posts

  Mon, Apr 25 2011 3:36 PM

  COS:   Mr. Pres. we know it's been in beta for 5 years, but the masses @ WGT demand better balls.

  Pres.:   Ain't going to find any balls here in D.C, have them check with a few of the Republican Governors.

• BolloxInBruges 1,389 Posts

  Mon, Apr 25 2011 3:55 PM

  COS:  Sir, the latest projections are in, gas is expected to hit $5/gal by the 4th of July.

  PRES:  Really?  Who gives a sh*t about gas prices when they are charging 1$ per 9 at Cabo Del Sol!

• sixkiller 1,147 Posts

  Mon, Apr 25 2011 3:59 PM

  CoS: Jeez sir really? a 53 on Oakmont?    Pres: yep! now leave me alone while i start the back 9!

• BolloxInBruges 1,389 Posts

  Mon, Apr 25 2011 4:10 PM

  COS:  Got a letter here from little Timmy in NY asking if you could change anything in the world, what would it be?

  PRES:   Hrm,  lets see, probably that damn pin on 9 Oakmont!

• sixkiller 1,147 Posts

  Mon, Apr 25 2011 4:12 PM

  CoS: So Sir what do think of Cabo Del Sol?       Pres: Well for one thing those more fortunate players should pay $3.00!