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WGT National Enquirer Comic Contest!

• Yoda79 697 Posts

  Tue, Apr 26 2011 6:25 AM

   

  zagraniczniak:

  Rahm: The American people don't want another Iraq, Mr. President.

  Barack: No worries. I'll release Libya as a CTTH conflict.

   

  My personal favorite so far! Very nice. 

• granvillle808 2 Posts

  Tue, Apr 26 2011 7:00 AM

  COS: Mr. President, I’m afraid you can’t achieve legend tier by Executive Order

   

  President: Then we’ll start over. Let’s open an account called CheezObama

• sixkiller 1,147 Posts

  Tue, Apr 26 2011 8:19 AM

  CoS: Sir, what shall we do about the andyson problem?       Pres: I'm thinking of either WGT Czar.........or Gauntanamo!

• PugsAce 1,825 Posts

  Tue, Apr 26 2011 8:29 AM

  

• YankeeJim 25,827 Posts

  Tue, Apr 26 2011 9:15 AM

  COS; Mr President, sir, could you please, please gift me some balls. I promise I will gift you back when I get seated. Or I could put a dress on for you. I'm in between jobs. Please?

  PO: This is beneath you, Rahm, let me show you the surveys.

• PugsAce 1,825 Posts

  Tue, Apr 26 2011 9:16 AM

  

• oneputtdavid 1,337 Posts

  Tue, Apr 26 2011 10:25 AM

  lvietri:

  COS:  Mr. President - the final reports are in.  We found no WMD's in Afghanistan.

  Pres:  I never understood why we were looking for Wobbly Meter Disruptions in Afghanistan in the first place.   They are all right here on WGT - just ask Jake !!!

  COS: I'm sorry Mr. President, Jake went underground and into seclusion, no one has been able to contact him in weeks. And our intelligence has informed me he has huge following of rebels.  

  Pres: You mean he pulled a "Bobby Fisher"?

  COS: Yes sir, WGT has issued a gag order on him, before a rebellion starts over the exist- stance of "WMD's".   

   

   

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Tue, Apr 26 2011 11:05 AM

  COS: Sir, Yancy is looking through that hole in the wall again.

  PO: I see him, get Agents Mulder and Scully to look into it.

• EllisSpice 871 Posts

  Tue, Apr 26 2011 11:27 AM

  Can I just say: Best. Thread. Ever.

  Annoying I can't think of anything funny though...

• andyson 6,415 Posts

  Tue, Apr 26 2011 11:31 AM

  I'm flabbergasted by the quality and sheer number of entries so far.  61 in 24 hrs!  Keep it up guys and gals!  Its already going to be a tough decision to choose just one!