Dear Santa,
Thank you for my wee pressie this morning. Can you imagine how my little face lit up when I looked under my virtual Christmas tree and found a sleeve of brand new Callaway Hex Chrome balls!
So I thought I'd try my luck one more time. I could do with replacing my starter putter (which has served me well). I got a cheapo Odyssey Tank one and hated it. Ideally, I would love a NIKE Method 001 Putter (L51+), but would be almost as deleriously ecstatic with a TaylorMade Ghost Spider Putter (L35+).
As you well know, Santa, having previously visited my house; it is an old house with a proper chimney (though we don't light the fire). I was thinking - instead of yuo having to climb down the chimney, a putter is ideally shaped to just drop it down (I have placed lots of cotton wool and bubble wrap at the bottom to prevent any damage).
At the top of my chimney, you will also see a piece of string - if you pull this string up, you will find a miniature of the best Scottish single malt for your delectation. I would probably suggest pulling this up before dropping the putter down as said putter may smash the bottle.
I hope you can see your way to helping me out.......oh and if you could arrange for world peace and an end to hunger, plus Hearts winning the League before I die, I would be most grateful.
Merry Christmas to all,
Garp.