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• flicklives 33 Posts

  Wed, May 12 2010 10:29 PM

  TOP 10 REASONS WHY GOLF IS BETTER THAN SEX  
  David Letterman

   #10 -    A below par performance is considered good.

   #9 -      You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.  

  #8 -      It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

   #7 -       Foursomes are encouraged. 

   #6 -      You can still make money doing it as a senior.   

   #5 -      Three times a day is possible.

   #4 -      Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.  

   #3 -      If you live in Florida, you can do it every day.  

   #2 -      You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished, 

                                          and best of all................   

   #1 -      If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
  

• Soulcatcher 1,970 Posts

  Thu, May 13 2010 4:31 AM

  I had the very best wife vs WGT moment last night.

  She comes up to me and says "Who's Cindy at wildcrest?"

  She has that look in her eye so I am very wary. I really don't know what she is talking about so I say "I don't know. Who is Cindy at Wildcrest?"

  "It was written down by your computer....so who is she?" As she waves a piece of paper under my nose.

  I look at the piece of paper and realize that it is a list from a LADDER match.

  • CINDY (who is cindythepitbull)
  • WILDCREST
  • SRILLEY13 (he dropped out with consent)
  • ME

  That was the list.

  I tried to explain what it was but now my wife thinks I am seeing Cindy (who is a 50 year old guy with a dog) at Wildcrest (I am sure she is burning up the internet trying to find some hotel close by called that) and the password SRILLEY13 has been changed.

  Women are funny. As soon as I get this frying pan out of my a** I will start laughing too.

   

  Happy hitting

• gsoup 2,929 Posts

  Thu, May 13 2010 5:31 AM

  That is WAY to friggin funny. that the only word to describe how funny

• luckysump 638 Posts

  Thu, May 13 2010 6:08 AM

  I LMAO, i'll show it to my wife as soon as she gets in, may shut her up for a while, but i doubt it. i've just got my first Eagle and i don't care if i'm a Sad, Sod her.

  Cheers

• shtebs 38 Posts

  Thu, May 13 2010 6:39 AM

  Its a damn good thing you weren't playing a match with 

  Cathy22

  Hilton

  Tuesday18friday

• columbiacgt 565 Posts

  Thu, May 13 2010 8:06 AM

  Soulcatcher:

  As soon as I get this frying pan out of my a** I will start laughing too.

   

  Fantastic, the best story I've heard in a long time...LMAO !!

  Just imagine if there IS a wildcrest hotel near by...

   

  Good luck !!

• neildiamond11790 1,115 Posts

  Thu, May 13 2010 9:28 AM

  Thats hilarious soulcatcher, not for you, but for the rest of us.  Makes a good point too, becareful of who your friends are, exchange those names to some of the GIRLS who have the risky avatar photos, with a list like you left behind and your wgt friends list open on the computer, and you might as well get together with your attorney to start the papers.

  This is one of the funniest threads I have read in a while.

• DWAYNE66 250 Posts

  Thu, May 13 2010 10:16 AM

  lol  its easy i just got my  wife to join an play and by gosh she loves the  game .............................I AM A LUCKY MAN .......lol

• VanHalenLover 1,422 Posts

  Thu, May 13 2010 11:17 AM

  Soulcatcher:

  As soon as I get this frying pan out of my a** I will start laughing too.

   

  I've been telling my wife for YEARS that she has a twin sister out there somewhere, now I have the proof to show her........ THANKS !!

• wayfader 50 Posts

  Mon, Jun 28 2010 1:26 PM

  My wife closes her eyes during love making. I asked her why she does that. She said that we've been married so long she hates to see me having a good time...lol