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Tue, Feb 20 2024 9:06 AM (59 replies)
  • craigswan
    31,190 Posts
    Tue, Feb 19 2019 4:06 AM

    Dear o'callaghan ,

    I feel i must reply again .

    Do you have a valid reason to be so hostile?

    Let us try and fix the problem . Duct tape works well.

    So think hard, seek professional advice, and do the right thing.

    Do not pass go, do not collect $200. You are a loser.

    Now that I've poured my heart out, I feel so much better.

  • craigswan
    31,190 Posts
    Tue, Feb 19 2019 4:17 AM

    craig .

    This is the last time i want to talk to you ever .

    Have you wiped your white shirt which was smeared with grease.

    All evening  not once did you remove your hat. Priest or not, it was rude.

    You told me your middle name was henry .I'm not fonda Henry.

    You wouldn't know perfect if it hit you  in the face. 

    Your like  the famous tuna fish. And he's fishy all right..

    So do the right thing for you -  especially for our kids.

  • drmoose
    3,532 Posts
    Tue, Feb 19 2019 5:01 AM

    Dear Craig,

     Long time reader, 1st time writer. If it's not too much to ask, could you please have a word with my avatar? It would appear that he's become a bit of a " show off". Oh, I get the whole "look at me, I can walk on water" thing, but, when he effs up, I'm the one that's stuck payin' for lost balls. I would be ever so grateful if you could just tell Aquaman here to give it a rest.



    Wet an' weary of it,

    Doc )

  • craigswan
    31,190 Posts
    Tue, Feb 19 2019 8:02 AM

    Well first of all doc you have to make friends with him or her .

    Let us call it a it .

    Sweet talk is the answer .

    User suggestions could be .

    We are not as good as we think we are.  We need to go out and prove that.


    Fourth spot is what we are aiming for.  We don't want to be second best.

    Remember golf  is like a roundabout. Sometimes you are up and sometimes you're down.

    How come you only miss your avator  when he's not playing . And there's no 'I love you' message to be seen anywhere .

    Score 31 and he will score 30 i presume radiating the sweet smell of success.

    You sowed the seed, and now you must reap the whirlwind .

    Now is the time to put up or shut up .

    Nail  his colours to the mast and throw down the Great Pretender

    It's like déjà vu all over again. . Ask it where he would like to be buried .

    When the police arrive and ask you - how many times did you hit him with your seven iron just say - put me down for a four .

    Remember golf is 90% mental, the other half is physical. .

    Have fun out there .

  • craigswan
    31,190 Posts
    Tue, Feb 19 2019 8:08 AM

    Honest guys.

    I'm away to dubai for a week .

    Get help from my understudy .

    Any volunteers out there .

    Go on - you know you want to .

    You can be so much better than me .


  • drmoose
    3,532 Posts
    Tue, Feb 19 2019 9:26 AM

    Dear Craig,

     Have fun in Dubai. Just to let you know, I took your advice an' tried to be more friendly with my avatar, you know, get to know him a lil' better, I mean , what the heck , it's been almost eight years. I figured we should at least be on a first name basis, but, when I inquired as to his given name, he replied that he prefered to remain anonymoose, and promptly whacked another one in the water. Which brings us to another point, I was under the impression that  balls hit into water hazards were removed from play, but as you can clearly see here " Anonymoose " ( as I now call him ) has found an exception to the rule.

    Doc :)

  • DoctorLarry
    4,281 Posts
    Tue, Feb 19 2019 1:04 PM


    I'm off .


    Truer words were ne'er spoken..............

    Watch out for speedboats in reverse.

  • craigswan
    31,190 Posts
    Tue, Feb 19 2019 1:43 PM

    Your avator is called henry .

    Here he is retrieving your golf balls.

    10 cents each .


  • craigswan
    31,190 Posts
    Fri, Mar 1 2019 5:37 AM

    Dear craig ,

    What is the best method of removing scorched on remains from a clothes dryer .

    My husband complains that our laundry comes out dingy and matted with gunky little balls ever since his hunting dog took a nap in the dryer when i wasn't looking .

    Need them sparkling .

    signed needy .

  • craigswan
    31,190 Posts
    Fri, Mar 1 2019 5:39 AM

    Dear needy ,

    I have no experience in tackling a problem like this one .

    But i will suggest . If you do not have any children already .

    Please don't ever .