Phil: Crap!, I just ripped my britches!
Tiger: Warm up? Warm up?. I don't need no stinking Warm up!
Lee: What are we going to do at St. Georges?, yoga maybe?
Martin: I hope that rip I just heard wasn't a fart!
Phil: I have a 1 in 1,000 chance of pulling this off....Bones, I'm goin for it !
Tiger: I don't care if its gonna cost me 100 million...Those IHOP waitresses are hot !
Lee: If I don't win I'm goin to the pub with me boys !
Martin: I may look like I need a laxative but that's just my game face.
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Happy Golfing
Joe
PS the only thing that stinks is my sense of humor
Phil: UGH, when they said US Open training I didn't imagine this.
Tiger: The only upside is the hot yogs instructors.
Lee: Dang, stupid pond costs me my 1st place ranking.
Martin: Hey, at least I get free golf balls!
This ends at midnight tonight. Last call!
Phil,, Why did Yancy cross the road ?
Lee,, do tell us please.
Martin,, Yes please tell us.
Phil ,, Someone said they saw Frank Zappa in a bowl of corn flake,s
Tiger,, I dont get it
Phil: Andyson is a Sadist!
Tiger: Andyson put me on the back row, grrrrr!
Lee: Andyson, the red tassel clashes with my pastels!
Martin: Who the hell is Andyson anyway?
andyson:
Damn Andy, can't run anything by you!