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WGT National Enquirer Comic Contest for June

• sixkiller 1,147 Posts

  Wed, May 25 2011 4:01 PM

  Phil: I have GOT to get a sports Bra!  Tiger: When do the broads show up? Lee: I need a proper Broad Sword! Martin: Jeez, Phil is getting chunky!

   

• ThreeSpot 476 Posts

  Wed, May 25 2011 8:16 PM

  Phil thinking: Hell, I'll do anything to finally win this.

  Tiger thinking: I could teach these guys a thing or 2 about thrusting.

  Lee thinking: Who's #1? Losers.

  Martin says: My name is Martin! Martin!!!

• ThreeSpot 476 Posts

  Wed, May 25 2011 8:17 PM

  Phil thinking: 1000 credits and this is all I have to do? Sweet!

  Tiger thinking: I hope this doesn't violate the terms of my TWO contract.

  Lee thinking: Look dignified, look dignified, look dignified...

  Martin thinking: Wow, how old are these guys?

• MonumentValley 58 Posts

  Wed, May 25 2011 8:39 PM

  Phil - "Chi Chi would be, really, good at this."

  Eldrick - "Nicklaus didn't have to do this ****."

  Lee - "Someday when I'm given my knighthood, King William is gonna come at me with one of these things."

  Martin - "Andyson should have put up the picture of Barry toasting the Queen."

• sixkiller 1,147 Posts

  Thu, May 26 2011 7:44 AM

  1. Phil: Still no left handed avatar!
  2. Tiger: Why are all the black guys bald?
  3. Lee: I'm #1, why cant I shoot 53?
  4. Martin: Damn, Phil is getting chunky!

• opyeuclid 6,706 Posts

  Thu, May 26 2011 8:20 AM

  1.  Phil :  When is lunch ?

  2. Tiger :  I have a wedgie

  3. Lee:   Did you see that Yancy made Master !!

  4 . Martin :  Who is Yancy ?

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Thu, May 26 2011 8:22 AM

   

  Phil thinking: Ive never heard of this TAI CHI course. I wonder where it is?

  Tiger thinking:Man, im up to here in the s**t.

  Lee thinking: Bet you anything Phil thinks its a New course somewhere, he he.

  Martin thinking: Ugh, i need a new deodorant.

   

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Thu, May 26 2011 8:27 AM

  Phil Singing: Everybody was kung fu fighting........

  Tiger says: Theres a difference between kung fu and Tai chi Phil.

  Lee Says: Hey Tiger, i suppose your going to tell us there is a difference between Cabo del sol and Kiawah next, eh?

  Martin says: Lets not get into that 1 guys.

   

• lvietri 3,326 Posts

  Thu, May 26 2011 6:53 PM

  Phil .... I'd love to play a round with BolloxInBruges

  Lee ...  I'd love to play a round with AvaterLee

  Martin .. I'd love to play a round with that old guy ... what's his name .. Tibbets

  Tiger ... I'd love to play around with Lizzie, Priestess, SweetiePie, IvaThongon, FreakieDeakie, Rosie5, Lisa03, etc. etc. etc.  

• opyeuclid 6,706 Posts

  Thu, May 26 2011 7:03 PM

  The Zeen Master ( aka  AndyZeen )            Tell,s them all to be    , 

     "in peice with  your inner self "

  Zeen  Master then  tells them,,,    

    let the man that you are be true !!!

  Phil thinks  ,,,,    I am  the Man that I made of myself   .

  Lee thinks,,,,,,, I am the ball and I am the master of my game .

  Martin thinks ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Its not the club,s that make the Man    ,But the Man that make,s the club,s

  Tiger thinks for a long time ,,,,,,,,,,,,    IM  BATMAN