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WGT National Enquirer Comic Contest for June

• lvietri 3,326 Posts

  Thu, May 26 2011 7:09 PM

  Sung to the tune of "With a little help from my Friends" ...

  Phil - Oh I get by with a little help from my friends

  Lee - Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends

  Martin - Mmm, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends

  Tiger - Yoiu guys need better friends ... I get laid with a little help from my friends - With a little help from my FRIENDS - MMM

• resozv 895 Posts

  Fri, May 27 2011 6:07 PM

  Tai chi my foot ...

  TRY THIS

  Phil: No comment

  Lee: Ouch

  Martin: Oooofff

  Tiger: One more time

• andyson 6,415 Posts

  Sat, May 28 2011 10:02 AM

  4 days and only 3 pages so far?  Too tough?  Or is everyone busy trying to get below the cut line?

• PugsAce 1,825 Posts

  Sat, May 28 2011 12:28 PM

  

• sixkiller 1,147 Posts

  Sat, May 28 2011 2:06 PM

  Phil: I think i just sliced my left moob!

  Tiger: When I was  #1 I didn't have to do this sh**!

  Lee: I AM  #1, why am I doing this sh**?

  Martin: I'm  #3, I try harder!

• oldmanhacker 47 Posts

  Sat, May 28 2011 10:05 PM

  Phil; Rub your head, pat your belly. Rub your head, pat your belly. Got it!

  Tiger: Rub my "Winkie", I'll pat your head.... heh heh!!

  Lee: Pat your bell....no,no,..Pat your head, cut your belly. That's it!

  Martin: I farted......Downwind!!..Downwind!!...Hook!!...Hook!!!....Got lucky on that one.

• oldmanhacker 47 Posts

  Sat, May 28 2011 11:01 PM

  Phil: No lefty avatars on WGT, you sure?

  Tiger: No sex on WGT? Ohhh, my leg hurts. My foot hurts. I quit.

  Lee: WGT is harder than the PGA. Should have stayed on the European Tour.

  Martin: WGT...i thought it stood for World German Tour.

• oldmanhacker 47 Posts

  Sat, May 28 2011 11:25 PM

  Phil: This is gonna help our slice?

  Tiger: Shut up. You try standing like this with a bad leg,a bad foot and a boner.

  Lee: Cheer up, chaps. This is the easy part.

  Martin: Yeah, wait till you see what we have to do to fix our hook. Just don't let this guy behind you, that's all i got to say.

• oldmanhacker 47 Posts

  Sat, May 28 2011 11:37 PM

                                                  What do you think, gentlemen?

  Phil: I'm bored.

  Tiger: I want to go play Tiger Woods Online.

  Lee: I'm hungry.

  Martin: I just want to go home.

• PRIESTESS 10,703 Posts

  Sun, May 29 2011 7:02 AM

  Pffft.