I already use pink callaways.They come with a special offer from Ike,who sold me a pair of rose tinted spectacles,works like a charm,and all for just £9.99.I look so cool in them too,so cool that at a recent nine inch nails gig,I could have sold them 50 times over.
This was the gig that started to turn a bit nasty after a roadie clubbed a skinhead with his torch,and upset all the other skinheads who wnated a go too.I resumed the peace by taking to the stage and giving my acapella version of "Come by yah" followed by making dampers and mars bars wrapped in orange skins baked in tinfoil over the fire started by some students who thought they were at a student loans demo.They weren't but their fire was just lovely,although event management seemed a bit peeved.You would think a set of stage curtains were made of gold or something the way they moaned.Resolved that one by letting Lambert have at them with his pogo stick,he looks quite the tyrant in torn jeans and braces,but I felt the safety pin through his right eyebrow was a step too far,and cook had the awfullest job sewing him back together afterwards.Cost us two bottles of "Anaesthetic" from somewhere called Glen Morange to keep Lambert still.
I got one drumstick and a broken plectrum for my collection,but think I might have left my wooly Knix behind,but then,someone had to do something for the triple A backstage pass.
In other news,I varnished one third of my accomodation boards for the yacht,but failed to allow adequate drying time and now the dog is partially hairless on account of him inadvertantly lying on drying board,and my having to liberate the board from his flesh.The good news is,now that he has ugly bald patches,I can earn even more cash in the subway.
Lizzie xx