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National WGT Enquirer - April edition

Sat, Apr 16 2011 6:51 PM (41 replies)

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sixkiller

1,147 Posts

Thu, Apr 7 2011 8:06 AM

ROFLMAO, well done as usual Andyson!

MioKontic

4,591 Posts

Thu, Apr 7 2011 11:45 AM

sdorr:

"I'm guessing all I need is a boat that doesn't float."

Hey Mio, guess what? Today's your lucky day, just so happens that I have...... AH, never mind.

I'll take it!

StrangeMagic:

Yes Mio, if I could bottle it, I'd sell it !

Let's recap:

1...I am on a deserted desert island with Victoria Secret models.

2...Emily Litella hit on me in the Enquirer.

3...And Lizzie is speaking to me again !

How damn good can life get man ?!

Stop teasing! I'll be with ya as soon as I get this rotten boat from sdorr. Just send me the GPS coordinates where you be. But privately man!!! We don't want everyone knowing where it is.

sdorr

650 Posts

Thu, Apr 7 2011 8:14 PM

Well Mio, it's not so much a rotten boat. It's more like a 2X12X16 that doubles as a bridge that goes over this depression in the back yard that collects water. The good news is that it's only been there a couple of years and I guarantee that it will not take on any additional water. Once you have the coordinates from SM, you can study the ocean currents and plan a suitable place to launch. (Providing that you obtain permission from Lizzie first to ride on her ooocean).

Please consider it my gift to you towards your happiness. (But you have to pick it up).

Great edition of the Enquirer there Andyson. Please keep up the good work.

Have a nice day.

Switz71

278 Posts

Thu, Apr 7 2011 8:42 PM

Once again Mr. Andyson, a classic. Woke the wife up gigglin this mornin, pretty good way to start the day lol

PugsAce

1,825 Posts

Fri, Apr 8 2011 1:14 AM

YankeeJim:

Beyond epic..............

.............. and into the Realm of the Truly Hilarious! LMAO

It seems that Dr. Bunsen Honeydew didn't stop with just the explanation, however... and Beaker has (as always) been left to deal with the aftermath of the Doc's over-exhuberance!

His further stimulus of the changes in magnetic flux and increased electromotive force seems to have caused the servers to enlarge Beaker's swing-meter beyond belief!

VEM be damned! NASA better get to work on his meter problem right quick!