Mr WGT: Now kids, be sure and go home and open a WGT account, level up to 60 that same day, and get Mommy and Daddy to buy you the best equipment available!
Girl: I think my Daddy already did that!
Mr WGT: Well boys and girls, if there are no more questions.......
Girl: Oh no you don't, we want our meters fixed NOW!!!
Girl ,, So Mr wgt , Why is it that NOW we need 100 vid views for 75 credits ?
Mr wgt ,,, umm well umm lets see ,, umm its like this , ummm
Mr WGT: OK, now, who wants to be a forum moderator?
Girl: Do I have to work with Icon?
Girl --- Mr W, Mr W, is it true that when you were at Penn State you played for Coach Sandusky ?
Mr W ---- Yes my dear .. that's where I learned the real value of balls. Virtual or otherwise.
Girl --- Mr W, Mr W - can I use the little girls room.
Mr W ---- Sure my dear ... but be careful ... WGTIcon's in there now ... and that could be a disaster for sooooo many reasons.
Girl .... Mr W, Mr W ... why do they call him WGTPizza
Mr W ... (italian accent) Because WGTIcon tells me he has a nicey nice pepperoni.
Girl: ... Mr W, Mr W. Do you think I can win the 3 legged race at this years WGT picnic ?
Mr W. ... I don't think you have a chance. Sixkiller and Claremoreblue are the odds on favorites.
Girl: Who is the biggest talent on WGT?
Mr WGT: Talent is debatable but biggest? Gotta be lvietri!
Mr W ..... Does anyone in the audience have an idea for WGT increasing revenue ?
Girl ..... Charge Jake for every time he quits and comes back. You'd make enough to give balls and clubs to everyone for free.