The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.
After
a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big
white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt,
and said, "I do....Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you’d like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
The
Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready
to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and
soon Silver was starting to feel a little better..
The
Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around
Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to
feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles
around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink.
A
few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who
owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and
claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
(..I JUST LOVE THIS PART....)
"Nothing, but you left your *** runnin!"