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Who will have the last word .

• craigswan 31,177 Posts

  Thu, Mar 7 2024 2:44 PM

  Who is on the U.S. $1000 bill? Just get one out your wallet .

• craigswan 31,177 Posts

  Thu, Mar 7 2024 2:54 PM

  Television won't last . People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night.

• craigswan 31,177 Posts

  Fri, Mar 8 2024 6:07 AM

  One of the world’s largest sperm banks has stopped accepting donations from men with red hair.. - Apparently they told them . - Don't come again .

• craigswan 31,177 Posts

  Fri, Mar 8 2024 6:14 AM

  Costa coffee’s bizarre reason for taking sausage out of popular bap . Only two sausages now instead of three but they are bigger .

• craigswan 31,177 Posts

  Fri, Mar 8 2024 6:20 AM

  The grass is always greener on the other side of the putting green . - until you have to mow it.

• craigswan 31,177 Posts

  Sat, Mar 9 2024 6:44 AM

  On average people eat 18,304 sandwiches in their life..

• craigswan 31,177 Posts

  Sat, Mar 9 2024 6:46 AM

  If we assume that their sandwich-eating years (excluding too young and too old) are 75, it means each person eats on average a sandwich every 1.5 days, a very respectful figure .

• craigswan 31,177 Posts

  Sat, Mar 9 2024 6:48 AM

  Every year at least one american is shot by his own dog . Who's a good boy .

• craigswan 31,177 Posts

  Sat, Mar 9 2024 7:00 AM

  When one door closes, another door opens. Other than that, it's a pretty good car.

• craigswan 31,177 Posts

  Sun, Mar 10 2024 9:16 AM

  Phrase of the Day: GOT THE PANTS - panting from over-exertion.