HP - Who was Spock?
He was a famous pediatrician who was noted for a book he wrote, in the 1950’s I believe it was, about child rearing, then became infused with 1960’s culture and actively participated in the peace movement, only to give it all up in late 1960’s when he went through some plastic surgery and hair transplants in order to move to the planet Vulcan where, as a newly arrived member of the planet, he was required to undergo the Koon-it-kal-if-fee ritual in order to gain a wife and some offspring that he could claim on the Federal Income Tax form he forgot to submit before he left. The IRS has tasked the new Web telescope with the mission of locating him as he owes the government a bunch of money since they believe his moving expense deduction, rumored to be in the billions, was bogus. I believe at one time he was an active member in the WGT universe, but due to poor internet connections he had to give it up.