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Sat, Dec 10 2022 10:44 AM (44 replies)
  • Zzyzx01
    1,251 Posts
    Thu, Nov 3 2022 4:06 PM

    Here's the problem, Craig...

    How many WGT programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Zero.... because that's a problem with hardware.

  • craigswan
    30,983 Posts
    Fri, Nov 4 2022 9:45 AM

    How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

    Do you have a ticket for that?

  • EthanStephens
    2 Posts
    Fri, Nov 4 2022 4:35 PM

    Unfortunately, I don't understand humor well; I've had it since birth. My grandfather used to joke about light bulbs as if they were the only subject worth discussing. I don't know what you use in the house, but I have a smart light bulb in my room, and I don't need any other type of lighting. It is convenient and a hundred times better than a regular lamp because you can manually adjust the light the way you want.

  • craigswan
    30,983 Posts
    Sat, Nov 5 2022 9:39 AM

    Let us try an easy one .

    Q: How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: FORE .

  • craigswan
    30,983 Posts
    Mon, Nov 7 2022 8:14 AM
    1. What did the lightbulb say to the switch?

    You turn me on..

  • craigswan
    30,983 Posts
    Mon, Nov 7 2022 8:20 AM
    1. How many WGT forum user's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    One to do it, post it, and not get credit for it;

    one to repost it as they did it;

    and one to state that the video is actually fake and it never happened..

    hack my life kevin GIF by truTV

  • craigswan
    30,983 Posts
    Sun, Nov 13 2022 3:00 AM

    How many IT guys does it take to change a bulb .

    Are you sure it's broken .

    Have you tried switching it off and on again ..

    light lights out GIF

  • craigswan
    30,983 Posts
    Sun, Nov 13 2022 3:02 AM

    How many Lionel Richies does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just one, but it’ll take him all night long..

  • tnivka
    130 Posts
    Sun, Nov 20 2022 4:57 PM

    How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?  None. The keyboard player can do it with his left hand.

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