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Favorite Light Bulb Jokes

Sat, Dec 10 2022 10:44 AM (44 replies)
  • BogeyOne
    BogeyOne
    1,965 Posts
    Tue, Mar 24 2020 7:33 AM

    How many rock and roll singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one to hold it while the whole world revolves around him.

    How many lead guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to screw it in while the other four all say, "I could do that."

     

  • ander101
    ander101
    390 Posts
    Tue, Mar 24 2020 8:09 AM

    How many PGA tour players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Only one, but you need 100 people to groan when he misses the socket.

  • drmoose
    drmoose
    3,532 Posts
    Tue, Mar 24 2020 12:54 PM

     

    Doc :)

  • craigswan
    craigswan
    30,950 Posts
    Tue, Mar 24 2020 3:22 PM
    • How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    One. With a step ladder. They're short, not stupid..




  • Robert1893
    Robert1893
    7,664 Posts
    Wed, Mar 25 2020 6:49 AM

    craigswan:

     How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. They’re efficient and not very funny..

    Love this!

     

    How many psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Also one. But the light bulb has to really want to change. 

  • ander101
    ander101
    390 Posts
    Wed, Mar 25 2020 7:30 AM

    Someone LED Me

  • TyMacni
    TyMacni
    1,573 Posts
    Wed, Mar 25 2020 2:51 PM

     

     How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? 

     

    An existentialist would remain in darkness and allow the lightbulb to change itself.

  • craigswan
    craigswan
    30,950 Posts
    Thu, Mar 26 2020 8:04 AM

    How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

    Zero. It was engineered properly the first time and does not require changing.

  • PrinceCuevas
    PrinceCuevas
    1 Posts
    Wed, Nov 2 2022 6:16 PM

    Unfortunately, I don't understand humor well; I've had it since birth. My grandfather used to joke about light bulbs as if they were the only subject worth discussing.

  • craigswan
    craigswan
    30,950 Posts
    Thu, Nov 3 2022 9:26 AM
    1. How many board meetings does it take WGT to get a lightbulb changed .

    This topic was resumed from last week’s discussion but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items.

    Downtime and Updates to be continued

     It will be continued next week. Meanwhile… on discord .

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