Shore Stranger Lover, Acker Bilk is 85
Hot Lips Lover, Alan Alda is 78
Mixed up Thinking Lover, Senator Jeanne Shaheen is 67
Hef & Hare Lover, Barbi Benton is 64
French Life Lover, Nicolas Sarkozy is 59
Angel Lover, Sarah McLachlan is 46
'N Sync Lover, Joey Fatone is 37
hOBBIT Lover, Elijah Wood is 33
1,200 years ago, Holy Roman Emperor Charlemagne hit the deck, gave up the ghost and said "adios" to life as he understood it.
467 years ago, England's King Henry VIII likewise had to wrap it up, which left not a dry eye, but did leave the entire Kingdom to his 9-year old son, Edward the VI. People were happy by the event.
201 years ago, The Awesome Jane Austen first published the novel "Pride and Prejudice" anonymously, in London.
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