A Russian sailor in charge of a 7,000-ton, 423-foot cargo ship, drank half a liter of alcohol before work, according to investigators, and crashed into the coast of Scotland last winter -- at full speed.
... On an up note, although my friends in Scotland got shut out of the "Whisky" awards, they did salvage some award winning Russian vodka ..:)
ps. as an aside, the ship was a write off.