Yancy,s log wgt date 65417.04
Ah, yes, DRMOOSE.
There can be no doubt that our memoirs will be one of the biggest sellers in the history of WGT folklore.
- What's the title? - Outer Space and I by Yancycan.
- I can hardly wait to read it.
- And so you shall, DRMOOSE.
By accident,(LAUGHS UNDER HIS BREATH) I scanned a couple of pages.
Let me quote-- Mind your Drives, ninny, or you'll lose your BALLS!
FRAPPORT[ screams into the talky walky Speaker ] Get up here on the double! I'm quite concerned at the moment.
FRAPPORT, get up here and I mean now! Dr MOOSE.
Yancy, you'd better get up there! There must be something wrong! Oh, very well,im on my way.
How can they expect an artist to be creative when he's constantly being harassed by the elements and his dreary fellow golfers? step aside, sir.
Yancy, we've got to take the chance.
FRAPPORT, I guess you're right.
That BALL he hit knocked out all the long-range driving equipment.
You, um-- You wish to see me? Yes.
- Pick one.
- For what purpose, may I ask? One of our back spin isn't functioning properly.
That's what caused that.
Bottom line is that we have to relaod the wgt server and repair it immediately or we risk blowing up the entire game.
- Then, by all means, let us do so.
- See there? [ OPY] That's a cosmic cloud.
I don't want to endanger the games of those on this course without first checking it out.
So one of us will take the alienfinder pod and execute a test drive or chip?.
All right, we'll each draw one.
The short one goes.
If it's left to me, I go.
But why endanger our precious lives? We could send the OPY.
No, the job might call for some unusual reflex actions for which he's not TRAINED.
If you were half the good friend you claim to be you would volunteer for this task.
Soft living has made you spineless! Here, sir.
The white feather of a coward.
Cruelty, cruelty, thy name is FRAPPORT.
Let's get on with it.
[ Moans ] Oh, dear me.
The ALIENFINDER pod will be ready to leave in five minutes.
- Let's go.
- [ GOLFBALLS Clatter ] Doomed.
And right smack in the middle of my most game ever OPY (WHY ME ).
That cosmic cloud is probably harmless.
But you can never tell until you get in it.
For once in your miserable life, OPY, try to act like a man.
You are cold and cruel, Yancy.
Give the others my love and tell them that my last thoughts were of their kind faces(TELL THEM I WILL MISS THEM).
- Once you reach the cloud, send back immediately.
Yancy... is he in beta -pod#444?
Yancy"launch code 8679"
FRAPPORT"launch code 8679? you sure about this Yancy"
Yancy" OF COURSE IM SURE iniate code FUGOAWAY AT ONCE"
turning my keys now Yancy
Yancycans alien finder update
we have no responce from our pod cannot conect with it something as gone terribly wrong
we may have lost one of our own
like all who have been lost before we will find them oneday
YANCY OUT (see you on the greens)