I am sorry Mr. Swan, I believe you are in the wrong thread. This is not The Last Word.
I was under the impression that WGT allowed you to continue your thread, The Last Word, so as to keep you occupied and put you where you will do the least amount of harm, both to the readers, who actually have a sense of humor, as well as to protect the reputation of your country men....
I recall reading, since the last word was reinstated, tourism to the UK has dramatically declined.
AND THAT IS THE LAST WORD!!