Henry is a survivor of a silent urinal standoff..
There were only 2 urinals, right next to each other.
About 30 seconds in, he realized that there was no turning back: one of them would have to leave with a full bladder.
They stood there for a good minute in silence. Eventually, henry's iron resolve got the better of his opponent and he gave up and left..
Henry emerged the victor, he thought, and unleashed a golden stream of triumphant pi ss.