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WGT National Enqurier Comic Contest for July

• StrangeMagic 1,304 Posts

  Sat, Jun 25 2011 6:49 AM

  POTUS:   Alright, I have some organization and Cabinet changes:

  JuanMendoza will be in charge of Diplomacy...

  LizzieRossetti will be my new Secretary of Education...

  YancyCan will be my new Director of Homeland Security...

  CanineSupervisor will be my new Secretary of Defense...

  Tiffer67 will be in charge of White House Cuisine, we need more Haggis !

  Andyson will be in charge of the Dept of Labor...he is retired and has nothing to do anyway.

  BoozyBob will be in charge of Health and Human Services.

  You ! MrWGT will be in charge of the Treasury....you GD fleece artist !

  SweetiePie is my new Secretary of State.

  YankeeJim will be in charge of Housing and Urban Development..he is a master cabinet maker.

  Snaike will be my new Ambassador to the United Nations.

  And give this guy BoraxinhisBritches some kind of Ambassador posting, maybe I will get an invite to the Deviations and get to hang out with the cool people.

  Why are you still standing there ??

  MrWGT:  on it, sir !

   

• tiffer67 1,764 Posts

  Sat, Jun 25 2011 7:50 AM

  

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Sat, Jun 25 2011 8:32 AM

  Prez: I dont get it MrWGT, my calculator keeps coming up with the same answer?

  Mrwgt: Thats because it aint a WGT calculator sir. 

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Sat, Jun 25 2011 11:21 AM

  Prez: At these calculations, i cant see me making legend anytime soon.

  Mrwgt: I checked that out for you sir, looks like you need another term in office to fix it.

• andyson 6,415 Posts

  Sun, Jun 26 2011 6:16 AM

  StrangeMagic:

  this guy BoraxinhisBritches

  LMBO!!

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Sun, Jun 26 2011 6:17 AM

  Prez: It looks like im going to have to resign. I cant figure out how the hell these things work.

  Mrwgt: Are we talking about your WGT account sir?

• sixkiller 1,147 Posts

  Sun, Jun 26 2011 6:43 AM

  Prez: WTF! according to my calculations, I won't make it to level 88 until after the election!

  MrWGT: Well sir, after the election you will have a lot more time for WGT!

   

• Yoda79 697 Posts

  Sun, Jun 26 2011 7:00 AM

  President - So by my calculations you owe the people 10 million dollars worth of balls due to the meter!

  Mr. WGT - Does some free GI-SD Dove balls for a month cover it?

• rutgernohl 188 Posts

  Sun, Jun 26 2011 9:44 AM

  Mr WGT: Was that all sir! That ur losing to many balls.

  Mr President: No, get the top 20 of the US open final check out. I can even brake par so                                    they must be cheating!

• ThreeSpot 476 Posts

  Sun, Jun 26 2011 9:27 PM

  Obama: OK, ObamaCare MaxSpin balls, free to all tiers, financed by a 10% surcharge on all purchased balls and a 10 credit penalty for using Starter balls. Good, just like we talked about. Wait a minute, what's this? 0 dots of Distance, 0 dots of Feel, 5 dots of Spin? Very funny Chad.

  MisterWGT: We knew you'd be pleased, sir!