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ok who or what is humpty dumpty?

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Tue, Nov 21 2017 2:09 PM

  Omelet you go ahead and finish this one off, I've run out of puns.

• CEverett12 14,177 Posts

  Tue, Nov 21 2017 2:49 PM

  The good ones are .

  Ring around the roses & 

  Mary Mary quite contrary

  Its a good thing the kids don't know the true story behind these .. 

• opyeuclid 6,706 Posts

  Tue, Nov 21 2017 3:19 PM

  So this Humpty guy is on a wall ..  

  he has a 50/50 chance to fall off this way or that  ,,

   My bet is he lands an the Sunny side .

  OPY

• opyeuclid 6,706 Posts

  Tue, Nov 21 2017 3:26 PM

  This Humpty guy goes out fore lunch 

  He had Egg drop soup . 

• opyeuclid 6,706 Posts

  Tue, Nov 21 2017 3:57 PM

  Humpty was just standing by the wall ,, Hanging out you know .. Looking cool 

  A friend was on his way fore a Score .

  Said friend showed up with a Frapp candle and some spray paint .

  The sent of the candle was Christmas tree fresh .

  Humpty twisted up a Tee and light it did he with a pass .

  Pass  Pass Pass 

   

• opyeuclid 6,706 Posts

  Tue, Nov 21 2017 4:28 PM

  At this point a " Caddie "  happened to walk by not looking for trouble after that

  " thing "

  with the elvs one Christmas or three ago .

  Down wind was not the place to be down wind of a Burning Tee .

  As the Caddie aprouchete  the wall down wind he could see Two he thinks as the light of what from what was / is left .

   

   

• dandycap 1,809 Posts

  Tue, Nov 21 2017 8:09 PM

  salamii:

  Genderless egg with suicidal tendencies.

     

            I see our friend has two yolks.     Your right about one thing... "a short life"

   

• pmm711 5,536 Posts

  Wed, Nov 22 2017 2:08 PM

  salamii:

  Genderless egg with suicidal tendencies.

  Yep...and they all knew it...

  
  

  
  

• santa084 114 Posts

  Sat, Nov 25 2017 6:03 PM

  Egghead cracks me up.lol

• adaputter 1,954 Posts

  Mon, Nov 27 2017 4:13 PM

  i love to see the response from a comical question

  keep it up lmao from some of them