WGT should design its own course complete with the longest par5 and shortest par3 on the record books. Should have the biggest green and shortest green on the record books. It should be a total novelty course. Should be complete with difficult water hazards, bunkers, tress, heavy rough, fescue & weeds with beautiful lush narrow fairways. The greens should be like crazy golf greens with crazy slopes that go up and down in and out.
Also the 13th should be covered in ice to simulate the Ice golf course in greenland http://www.greenland-guide.dk/icegolf/golfcourse.htm
The 11th should be totally covered in sand to emulate the Sand golf courses and as a tribute to golf being originally played in the desert http://ezinearticles.com/?Sand-Golf-Courses---Golf-As-It-Was-Originally-Played-In-The-Desert&id=387361
The halfway hole should be hit from a mountain top onto an island green surrounded by water to emulate this skyscraper golf shot on you-tube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muzrLuz6E5M
The 18th should be an extra special hole and as-well as having the deepest bunkers in the history books, and there should be 30 of them. the fairway should be paved in yellow bricks, should have 3 Pyramid shaped hills to pitch over before landing on the small triangular rainbow coloured green
The reason that this course should be called 'The Illuminati' is this: It should be a floodlit course with night-time facility with Illuminated balls, Illuminated greens and Illuminated fairways all lit up in neon just like in Walt Disneys Orlando.
It should Also have Lizards running about the place just to give it that exotic feel.
Or maybe i should just get a life, get some money, get on a plane and go on holiday IDK