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• SweetiePie 4,925 Posts

  Wed, Aug 25 2010 12:50 AM

  Well, what popped into my silly mind, was as this divorse became final, was if Tiger treated himself with a little goody...you know, just to unwind? I think all he needs is Harman, a bunch of dizzy chicks, and the life he once enjoyed. You know, to get his swing back.

• zagraniczniak 1,984 Posts

  Wed, Aug 25 2010 12:58 AM

  SweetiePie:

  a bunch of dizzy chicks

  From what I read, it wouldn't hurt if his agent tossed in a gross of prophylactics. Just keeping an eye on the bottom line.

• jbenny11 863 Posts

  Wed, Aug 25 2010 10:15 AM

  I said this a longtime ago = When you are the one of the richest most famous guys in the world and the U.S. has THE best doctors in the world. Why would you hire a sleeze ball doctor out of Canada? Dude has been on the juice for YEARS. Just look at how his body has changed over the years. Oh yea forgot this part, roids make your brain go on the fritz also, hookers, porn skanks, perkins waitress? Nothing says crazy like banging a homely perkins server. Now the first one Rachel whats her name, well hubba hubba. Stay tuned for the massive flame-out in the ryder cup. Mark it down. JB

• zagraniczniak 1,984 Posts

  Wed, Aug 25 2010 10:23 AM

  Yeah, that one did have a canine quality about her.

• BOFFMEN 337 Posts

  Wed, Aug 25 2010 10:23 AM

    Real race... real names...thought it tied in pretty well to the topic,

  plus it made me lol.

• jbenny11 863 Posts

  Wed, Aug 25 2010 10:33 AM

  LMAO Boffman, hey the third place finisher Ms. Tallahassee, did Tiger get her too? JB

• CaptainCouples 135 Posts

  Wed, Aug 25 2010 11:01 AM

  SweetiePie:

  I think all he needs is Harman, a bunch of dizzy chicks, and the life he once enjoyed. You know, to get his swing back.

  Highly unlikely given the circumstances..The life he once knew will now be lived behind closed doors with body guards listening from out side.. No more privacy for him...

  And far more importantly... daddy responsibilities and dirty diapers may hinder his ability to party with his swing coach as much as he would like.

  And lastly - Getting a phone call or text from the ex wife's attorney every Saturday morning with the 36 hole lead will keep him on the ropes...

  Its pretty realistic to think he may not find his game and peak again for as much as 10 years.. at 44 years old, he will get a 6 year run at Jack's records. And sadly this is most likely gonna be his story.

  Only time will tell tho.

  I wonder how Buddhism and Sex Therapy is treating him at he moment?

  my.2cents

  CC...

• YankeeJim 25,827 Posts

  Wed, Aug 25 2010 11:12 AM

  VanHalenLover:

  the golf world better watch out once all of this is past Tigs, and he can concentrate on his game once again..... 

  ....and lay whomever he pleases without recriminination. Line forms on the right, ladies and skanks.   :-D

• zagraniczniak 1,984 Posts

  Wed, Aug 25 2010 11:33 AM

  I don't know, Jim. In their own way, skanks help make the world a better place.

• YankeeJim 25,827 Posts

  Wed, Aug 25 2010 11:34 AM

  No question, z-watch what they do for Tiger!