jasondement:Do you find yourself flipping off your avatar? I DO
Only when I'm being nice. I've punched him a few times but found that to be quite costly!
jasondement: Do you find yourself nodding your head as your wife talks in the background oblivious to what she is saying while playing WGT? I DO
I do that even when I'm not playing WGT, it turns her on...LOL
jasondement: Do you shout at the ball SIT SIT SIT DAMMIT! while your dogs sits and looks at you like "Dude I am sitting"? I DO
Don't have dogs but if I did they'd likely request a transfer to the humane society.
jasondement: Do you find yourself leaning your head into the break trying to help the ball go in? I DO
No, but I have been known to punch myself in the head a bit too hard. It makes me feel so much better and sooooooo much worse all at the same time. Kinda like when I leave a couple putts short in a scramble, then next one usually entails a vigorous rap with my putter to the inside of my ankle. I DON'T LEAVE ANYMORE PUTTS SHORT but do have a permanent bruise on the inside of my left ankle.
jasondement: Does your neighbors think you have torretts from your spasmic shouting and cursing when your by yourself on the back porch with your computer? MINE DOES
Absolutely but more like a turrets sufferer on a very bad acid trip.
jasondement: Do you imagine the little dots on the greens when you play golf for real? I DO
No but just might have to try that. I try the old read where the water would run off the green trick. Now that I think of it I'm not changing a thing on the greens. Recent stretches of 54 and 41 holes without a 3 putt.
You forgot "Do you go through mice like a hungry barn cat?" Yes I do. I got the total coverage plan on my Logitech Anywhere Mouse ($90) from Office Max. When the clerk tried to sell me the coverage (which I usually decline) I asked if it included bouncing the mouse off walls. He said sure does. I said sounds like a great figgin idea. Now on my third one.