Craig, i believe i was one of the first members to respond to your fridge magnet offer the other day. At the time i did mention that i wasn't a lady, but i felt like one when i wear womens knickers. This morning after another disappointing trip the the Post Office to collect said gift, i realised i didn't really fit the criteria of the offer and after a quick look in the kitchen, i also realized i didn't have a fridge.
Craig would you please consider just sending me a magnet.