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• Dubfore 4,348 Posts

  Thu, Oct 2 2014 6:17 AM

  DakotaDog61:

  "You sank, you didn't walk!"

  Jesus looks at him and says, "damn, I forgot I have holes in my feet..."

  Thanks Dak, love it.

• ithurtswnipee 891 Posts

  Thu, Oct 2 2014 7:30 PM

  A Minister, a Rabbi and a Priest play a round for a $100.00 each for the lowest overall score. At the end of the game they decide that golf itself is an indulgence with out the guilt of the money, that should go to the poor people at their churches. After considerable proposals of each offering the others church the winnings, followed by denials the Rabbi says I'll draw a circle on the green with my putter. We will throw the money in the air & what ever lands in the circle we give to the churches, what lands outsde,. we keep. The Minister says, what ever lands outside of the circle we give to the churches.

  The Priest says we throw the money in the air & what God wants he keeps.

• Dubfore 4,348 Posts

  Fri, Oct 10 2014 3:43 AM

  gmaster007:

  Just now got the whole clash thing figured out after playing it.
  basically the only winner here is WGT.
  
  it's not a test of skills, it a stupid merry go round of pass4play,
  and quantity over quality unlimited rounds.
  we could have 30 guys shooting 27s all day long,
  yet it won't mean a damn thing when 200 ppl are shooting 30s and 31s.
  
  the whole damn thing is nothing more than an elaborate  bulk
  pass buying scheme for the big beehive CC's,
  since the little ones clearly have no way of ever winning.

  Nicely played Chaddy boy,
  you should really try your luck on wall street.

  Now where's my joke I posted earlier...ahh yes....

  It was a quiet day on the stock market when WGT was launched, then some joker shouted 'FORE'..... 

  

  .....and the greedy pigs went crazy!