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New Movie: "Quitters versus Meter Issues"

• Doublemochaman 2,009 Posts

  Wed, Jun 2 2010 11:42 AM

  FADE IN on a city skyline.  Daybreak.  Citizens are abrupty awakened by a low rumbling beneath the streets.  From out of the sewers emerges Quitter Godzilla!  In chase, following close on his heels, is the Meter Issue Monster.  Together they approach the WGT world headquarters. 

  CUT to an office, high above the city, overlooking the bay and the Mark Hopkins.  MisterWGT paces nervously.  WGTniv offers up a cup of steaming hot milk to calm his nerves.

  MisterWGT clears his throat and in a quivering voice addresses Niv, "__________ _____________________."

  [At this point I hand off the screenwriting torch to someone else]

• YankeeJim 25,827 Posts

  Wed, Jun 2 2010 12:36 PM

  MWGT  "Ah, nivlac, my trusted warrior, what are we to do with these nefarious nuisances?"

   nivlac (hand clasped behind his back, a soft, concerned look on his face.) "Well, sir, we could make them clear their caches. That might buy some time."

  MWGT  (stunned look on his face.)   "Clear the caches??!! Brilliant!! Why didn't I think of that?"

  (Knock on the door)  "Come in."  

  (Alex enters with a pained look on her face.)  " Um, guys, we have bigger problems than caches here. It seems there's this jayjonbeach feller that claims our servers are inadequate at certain times."

  "Is that so?' queries nivlac. "Well, we'll see about this...."

  (sound of hammer case being opened, stomping feet and door slamming...)

  TBC

• opyeuclid 6,706 Posts

  Wed, Jun 2 2010 1:07 PM

  Then over the fax  ,,       A coded msg      (  bleep dot  // - deet deet //-  )   from the desk of Faterson..         What could it say  ???       Open cage turn Snaike free !!!

• jayjonbeach 689 Posts

  Wed, Jun 2 2010 3:44 PM

  

  

• Doublemochaman 2,009 Posts

  Wed, Jun 2 2010 3:51 PM

  Jayjonbeach likes that he's cast in the movie.  Wants to know when his first paycheck will arrive.

• AlaCowboy 1,321 Posts

  Wed, Jun 2 2010 4:30 PM

  Doublemochaman:

  Jayjonbeach likes that he's cast in the movie.  Wants to know when his first paycheck will arrive.

  Why, the check's in the mail. Obviously."

  
  

• kissfanpdx 84 Posts

  Thu, Jun 3 2010 2:05 AM

  and down a dark alley , in a seedy saloon is the slithering, slimy, handicap hal, he is the one that is 62-0 against amatures and 51-6 against pros in match play, but shoots a 92 in free tournies)  counting his stack of wgt credits he brags  "ah, another day closer to that mazerattii"  and just as he starts to get up, the bar grows silent,  he feels a bone chilling stare , he turns around to find himself glaring  down the shaft of a 9.5 ping master driver and who on the other end is non other than sheriff BolloxInBruges and his deputy avitarlee......stay tuned.....will bolloxinbruges turn handicap hal into a popcycle...will avitarlee get drunk and sing o canada in front of a packed karaokee bar?  ..............the answer to these and many other questions in our next episode......

• youareintrouble 103 Posts

  Thu, Jun 3 2010 2:41 AM

  You wanna see a real meter monster.   Take a good look at this one.    AND yes it is real. One of the few things i learn outside of WGT of course.

  

• seveking 983 Posts

  Thu, Jun 3 2010 3:59 AM

  Keep it going :)