Of course there is a Santa Claus!
This is why I behave myself extra well between August and December(apart from full moons naturally) because he's watching you know.
Anyway,when he gets to mine,Im going to ask him to read the OP and tell me what it means because I have trouble with split infinitives,rasping reworked verbs and negative pitch punctuation,Ask me not the why as it is what it is so it is.
Btw.After many years of trials,I have concluded that he(Santa) likes Taragon and Ginger which is ever so lucky because thats exactly what my Dad likes,so we already have it in.
Lizzie.
PS.If youre reading this big man,I'm good with the vouchers then I can at least get them in my size that way.