As i was walking to the golf car park yesterday to get my Range Rover, a policeman stopped me and asked', Did you tee off on the seventeenth hole about twenty minutes ago?'
'Yes', i answered
'Did you happen to slice your ball so that it went over the trees and out of bounds and completely off the golf course?'
'Yes, I did. How did you know?' I questioned.
'Well', said the policeman gravely', Your golf ball flew out onto the main road and crashed through the windscreen of a BMW. The car driver lost control and crashed into six other cars and a fire engine. The fire engine was unable to reach the fire in time and the building burned down. Now, what do you intend to do about it?'
I thought it over very carefully and responded', I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb.'