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Thu, Oct 18 2018 2:47 PM (30 replies)
  • craigswan
    30,973 Posts
    Tue, Oct 16 2018 2:07 PM

     

    On a beautiful sunny Saturday afternoon, Rory stood on the first tee at St Andrews  Golf Club. He had just pulled out his driver when a young woman called caroline  in a wedding dress came running up to him, crying.

    She slaps him in the face, turns and runs away.

    Rory turns to his golfing friend and says calmly, 'I don't know what her problem is. I distinctly told her only if it rained.'

  • bossbird
    2,192 Posts
    Tue, Oct 16 2018 3:40 PM

    Viagra , won’t make you James Bond , but will make you Roger Moore ! 

  • DoctorLarry
    4,276 Posts
    Tue, Oct 16 2018 8:56 PM

    bossbird:

    Viagra , won’t make you James Bond , but will make you Roger Moore ! 

    Rather it make me Sean Connery!

  • craigswan
    30,973 Posts
    Wed, Oct 17 2018 6:34 AM

  • blitz81
    6,871 Posts
    Wed, Oct 17 2018 7:24 AM

    Hahaha..too funny:-)

  • Ladychipper
    22,686 Posts
    Wed, Oct 17 2018 9:10 AM

    Funny!  I thought he fell asleep, LOL!

     

  • DoctorLarry
    4,276 Posts
    Wed, Oct 17 2018 2:17 PM

    Me on WGT!

    craigswan:

     

  • craigswan
    30,973 Posts
    Thu, Oct 18 2018 1:21 AM

  • craigswan
    30,973 Posts
    Thu, Oct 18 2018 2:58 AM

    I'm off down the road on sunday . Wedding at the royal and ancient golf club in st Andrews .

    St Andrews is a strange place . There is an antique's programme on the bbc where you can have your goods valued. Most people get a valuation of a couple of hundred pounds .

     In st Andrews no one on the programme had a value of less than £50.000. And then they stick it back in a cupboard for another 20 years .

    Government council houses sit side by side with millionaire's mansions .

    My sister in law works in a bank there . Some students at the university  take 2 or 3 part time jobs to pay there way . Other's deposit hundreds of thousands of pounds from the bank of mummy and daddy .

    Strange mix .

    Better take my credit card with me .

    A grey goose and 3 straws please .

  • Ladychipper
    22,686 Posts
    Thu, Oct 18 2018 11:38 AM

    Have a great time Craig and safe journey. 

    St. Andrews would be a neat place to visit I bet. 

     

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