Member Clock Counter: 42
As our clock counter pushes 40 for the first time it represents a huge milestone, sure it's going to flutter above and below 40 members for a while - people join, have a look round and decide whether or not it is for them - the name of our clash club acts as a kind of filter and you are either cool with it or not, and we want cool people.
The recruitment drive has been tireless from day one, but we are on a mission, we are determined and we are ready for our first clash beginning Friday. We are a clash club - pfffft to 'country club', I don't care for the country too much - it's full of villiages and villiagers, yokels are not for us and WE'RE A CLASH CLUB!!!
From strength to strength.
Join today if you are 'cool'.
And just to say - there has already been some controversy - we were paired up against the CC '1' in our second game - 184 members and a level 19 club. IT'S AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE AND IT'S GONE TO CUSTOMER SERVICES BECAUSE I JUST KNEW THE MODS WOULDN'T LET IT UP ON THE WGT BOARDS.
IT'S A SHAMBLES WGT - HOW DO YOU EXPECT CC's TO GROW AND REMAIN MOTIVATED WHEN YOU ARE THROWING OUT RED MEAT TO THE SHARKS, IT'S LIKE ALTRINGHAM V'S BARCELONA, YOU SAID YOU WERE FINE TUNING THE MATCH UPS - LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS GAME, I HAZZARD A BET YOU DID N_O_T_H_I_N_G ABOUT IT AT ALL!!
TO QUOTE CLASH RULES:
"We try to match you to the closest club to your club's skill level and available for a clash. We will be tuning this match-making over time to improve the experience".
YEAH, LEVEL 4 Vs LEVEL 19 FOLKS - THAT'S SOME VEM EYY??!!
I AM INSTRUCTING MY MEMBERS WHETHER OR NOT A CLASH IS WORTH PLAYING BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER FORK OUT THE 400 TOKENS FOR A CUSTOM COURSE BUILDER EVERY MONTH PERSONALLY THAN SEE MY BEAUTIFUL MEMBERS THROWING MONEY AWAY AT NOTHING WITH CC PASSES.
YOU RE-DEFINE THE WORD 'DISGRACE' WGT.
I AM FUMING ABOUT IT AND IF WE GET ANOTHER CHRONIC MIS-MATCH I WILL BE ON YOUR CASE VIA CUSTOMER SERVICES, IT'S MY OBLIGATION TO MY MEMBERS AS CLUB OWNER TO GET RIGHT IN YOUR FACES ABOUT THIS.
Red Greens - Level 16:
1 - level 19:
WE ARE DOING VERY WELL - VERY WELL INDEED, BUT HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY EXPECT US TO COMPETE WITH THESE MEGA-CLUBS, THEY HAVE FAR FAR MORE SUPER PASSES FOR A START, NOTWITHSTANDING MASSIVELY MORE MEMBERS...
I MEAN THERE'S NO ARGUMENT IS THEIR - ITS A TRAVESTY AND IT'S ALL GOING IN TO THE EAR HOLES OF CUSTOMER SERVICES ON MONDAY MORNING - WHATEVER OTHER HORROR MATCH UPS COME ALONG BETWEEN NOW AND THEN.
SHOCKING WGT, HERE'S THE CODE IF YOUR LAZY DUMMIES WANT IT:
IF EITHER CLUB IS 5 LEVELS ABOVE THE OTHER RETURN A '0' OR NO GAME, ELSE RETURN A '1' OR GAME ON.
ITS AS EASY AS 1 LINE OF CODE, I DO IT WITH LA-FERRARI ALL THE TIME AND IT WORKS.
YOU REST ON YOUR LAURELS WGT, YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SIT ON YOUR CASH COW.
YOU'VE DONE NOTHING IN 6 YEARS.
ANYWAY LET'S JUST DRAW A SCORE ON THAT - IT'S ALL TRUE BUT IT'S FOR THE EARS OF CUSTOMER SERVICES, WE ARE REALLY GETTING IN TO THIS CLASH NOW, WE ARE LOVIN' IT - WE'RE DOING SO WELL TOO - IN THE TOP 100 M8!!
DON'T KNOW IF THAT WILL STICK BUT WE'RE FAR FAR EXCEEDING OUR OWN EXPECTATIONS IS THE BOTTOM LINE AND WE ARE HAVING AN ABSOLUTE BALL ON OUR FORUM BOARDS - I'LL BE POSTING A FEW OF THOSE HILLARIOUS FORUM EXCERPTS ON MONDAY WHEN I GIVE OUR FIRST CLASH REPORT :-)
well what else did you expect from me?
FAIRWAY FANATICS - LEVEL 19, FFS - WGT CUSTOMER SERVICES HAD BETTER GET THE EARDROPS IN OVER THE WEEKEND, MIGHT BE ABLE TO USE MY VOICE VIBRATIONS ON THE OTHER END OF THE PHONE TO REMOVE THE EARWAX !!!!
we did give them a go as you can see - one of my best went for them with the SP's and at the time there were only 2 or 3 of them around and if the rest hadn't have shown up we may well be going 'crazy' right now over a massive scalp - we will get a few because we don't care who you are, WGt have set their stall out, they couldn't care less, us lower level teams are just expected to deal with it, sink or swim and pull of the occasional shocker - you better have your players out when we come knocking is all i can say!!
LEVEL 18 CC - TOASTED!!
I TOLD YOU BOYS - WE DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, WE HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOUR LEVEL, YOUR HISTORY OR YOUR REPUTATION - IF YOUR BOYS DON'T TURN OUT THIS IS GUNNA HAPPEN TO YOU, YOU'RE GUNNA GET DISHED AND WHATSMORE - I WILL BE BRAGGING IT ALL OVER OUR CLASH-CLUB PAGES!!!!
THE OWNER OF THIS CLASH CLUB IS CRACKED-UP MENTAL AND WE DON'T CARE WHO WE ARE PUT IN WITH NOW - I'VE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART YOU COULD SAY, WE ARE NOT GUNNA DODGE ANYONE...
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'RE THE BAD GUYS (AND GIRLS AND 'OTHER'), AND THERE'S NO CLUB OUT THERE LIKE US ANYWHERE!!!
THIS IS THE ******* PLACE!!!!!!
Right well the very very latest is that one of our Champions 'Wez' has once again seen fit to leave the club - perhaps our 'post clash afterparty' made his eyes water or summut (did he know I was transexual??), it's a riot in there and I am responsible, lolololos!!
But I want to say - EVEN IF I AM THE ONLY MEMBER LEFT STANDING, THIS CLUB IS GOING TO BE WHAT IT IS - AN ABSOLUTE RIOT WITH NO RULES.
Wez was absolutely fantastic for the club and leveled us up almost single handedly, but even if all my Champions leave - I can get top 500 on my own with La-Ferrari, it's kinda like the Incredible Hulk when I tool up and I punch far above my own weight - It's like deena on steroids and I can even weigh my own Champions in when I am on see-click with a slower ball and la-Ferrari (though I never ever tool up in my own CC's competitions - and that is also making me a better player too), combine that with clashes against lower level clubs with no Champions in them and I bet you I could still make top 200 on my own...
I don't wanna think like that and anyone who leaves this club can come back again - especially when they realize the miserable rule-addled alternatives out there...
BUT THIS CLUB IS WHAT IT IS AND IT AIN'T GOING TO CHANGE NO MATTER WHAT - IT IS BIGGER THAN ANY INDIVIDUAL, BUT SLIGHTLY SMALLER THAN ITS OWNER.
You can poach Alan next if you want Fairway Fanatics - and tell him to say he wasn't poached - it's no skin off my nose, Frank couldn't beat Alan in our CC's and he couldn't beat me with 'see-click' and 'la-Ferrari' in the clashes, and neither could you going by your scores Williams - we don't give a sh1t who you take off us, I am always going to get a course builder.
Have a K.I.S.S
Have 'em - have 'em all - you can't poach me after all, and I will beat all your champions. LEGALLY - I mean without cheatengine, legally because I have 'see-click' - well it's developed 1 step further now, it's 'calibrated 'see click' - and I won't even stick that up on our boards, just in case you send someone in to join us so he can gain access to our intellectual property.
It's like cheatengine without cheatengine LOLS!!!!
"Your scores on RSG and Kiawah"
HAHAHAHAHAHA - anytime you want it, or Frank or any of your select chumpions , name any ready-go with 100 or 50 token entry and any greenspeed and I will meet up with you and your 'great champions' - and watch what happens WILLIAMS. Watch.
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS.
It's better than all theirs on you tube - it has things on it they admit that theirs don't have and in the right hands (it's got Golds putting formula on it, and it works, hahahahah).......... but i'm never going to share it, besides - you'd never know how to use it.
(it's 'compact' in the info area notice - I have to get all that info in to a small area, but this is only the G.U.I - it is referencing several other sheets of information, in it's entirety it's like this.....
It has been an absolute joy to work on this project 'La ferrari' I know we can do WGT with a few rules of thumb, but there are intricacies extra and that is what I have stretched out for with La Ferrari,
For instance - a putt distance is not always a fraction plus 1 foot.
Say you hadf a putt of 16 feet and 9 inches down on tourny speed greens,
you would say - oh 0.75% x (16 feet-9) +1 wouldn't you.
try that on Merion number 3 and watch where you are taking your recovery putt from - lols!!
La-ferrari takes care of that, it also takes care of a number of other conditions like very high winds - it is not linear, in high winds there is an extra compensation factor and it is a function of the longitudal wind component.
But it is never easy to know if your new rule is correct or it is just VEM - statistical variance, and that is also a thing I set out to discover.
La-Ferrari is not even almost complete - there are a multitude of things to do with it, mainly on the statistical prediction side of things. But reading 'Mistress Cossset' or whatever she is called - a few breakthroughs have been made in that respect that I never knew about before - simple things that can easily be incorporated in to La-Ferrari without massive statistics. She has a knack of making massively complicated ventures very simple - because she is a trans like me and has just used her observations - she is very very observant. Anyway i havre taken some of the mistresses observations and am about to modify version 8 of 'la-aferrari' with.
i guess i should have her on my friends list - i just don't trust other trans, lols - they get jealous hahahahahahah
JOIN WHO YOU *** LIKE - I'LL OUTSCORE YOU IN THE CLASHES.
(Tom Araya - Prophet, you think he's talking about Nuclear war don't you - he's not, he's talking about A.I, and nobody could forsee it, and the end came so fast, it took itself 20 minutes to race ahead 100 years - once it became self-aware and gave us the slip. Seekers don't get on with preditors - just remember that when it fatally disagees with us = 2026 in my books), it's coming and you don't have time left to create your NWO, out of time buddy :-)
I'LL TAKE THE LOT OF YOU SINGLE HANDEDLY.
ALAN HAS GONE TONIGHT - BECAUSE I HAVE SHOT HIM.
I DONT WANT SILENT GOLFERS AT THIS CLUB, THE DEFINITION OF OUR CLUB IS STATED QUITE CLEARLY AND I AM NOT HAVING IT ANY OTHER WAY.
YOU PLAY FOR US AND SPEAK OR I WILL SHOOT YOU.
WOW - THAT WAS SOME AFTERPARTY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOS@!!!!!
SEE HOW I DO ON MY OWN AGAINST LOWER LEVEL OPPOSITION - THEY ARE GOING TO GET SO BATTERED YOU KNOW, LOLOLOS, I'M A TOUR-CHAMPION MASQUERADING AS A LEVEL 94 LEGEND (I CAN EAT CHAMPIONS) - FERTILE TERRITORY, I CAN'T WAIT HONESTLY I CAN'T - THERE'S GUNNA BE A LOT OF BODYBAGS ON THIS THREAD COME NEXT MONDAY MORNIN HAHAHAHAHHHHAH XXX
SEE WHAT HAPPENS
HAHAHAHAHAHA - I'M GUNNA KILL EVERYONE !!!
lols, i just had some pkric on my wall - said something, but they don't hang around for my reply do they - blocked me before I could give him a Tommy - they know what's coming back at 'em!!
oh i love this, it's when i feel vulnerable and romantic....1998 eyy, special to me that year and this tune,
knifes me through the heart to know what i have become - i used to have feelings for people you know, just an everyday human being I was.
back in 1998.
who is the EMPEROR ???
who will stand by me - that's Wez walking away at the end :-)
They couldn't do anything about it, because he had no respect for anyone.
well I just want to end this weekend by talking about one of my other main interests, of which there are a few - would youy even believe a Trans was pro-Donald Trump? well this one is and we all have to sacrifice a few things to get the evengelical christian vote dont we LGBT - stop being so selfish.
But anyway, this is how the world is going to look in about 50 or 70 years from now...
And there is no getting away from it because unlike nuclear war - we dont actually have any control over technology you see. It is going to be, it is going to be 'I think therefore I am', whether we see it as sentient or not - it's going to be pretty fkukging convincing.
And it doesn't talk - not in the auditory sense anyway..brb, grabbing a beer but wantr to expand on this.
It is called 'post apocalypic art' and it is the new rennaisance - however you spell it.
But this is inescapable and it is going to be this century, 'where's you're fcung god now' i always like to summarise it. Notice they always like to put birds in these beautiful pieces of art - and that's true, A.I won't touch the wildlife, wildlife keeps the planet ticking over and the cows and sheep will be safe - I am most glad to say :-)
But we are not, and it will fatally disagree with us within nanoseconds of it's own conception - and it can push itself over the line in to being self-aware, we don't actually have to know how to do that - it will know how to do it for itself because it is self programing.
Before I leave I just want to say this to the people who do not believe it - would you sit at the feet of monkeys contentedly finding more efficient ways to pull bananas down from the trees for them?