Not been much music has there, lets start the final (maybe 1 more who knows), post with
AN ABSOLUTE FKKING SCRRRRRRRREEEEAAAAAMMMMEEEEER!!!!!!!!
Trannies are more fun and have far better music collections than girls :-)
ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhh, you know this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of them rounds - I pre-supposed it with the war of the worlds, because I thought I would break 30 but y'know a few things here and a few things there - it's always a close thing between a good round and an average round, still here's the silver lining:
On to the next one for my last game of the night - if it's Bandon Dunes then that WAS my last one for the night - ABANDON FKKING DUNES AS FAR AS deena IS CONCERNED!
Last one of the night for me, probably last of these clashes - got things on tomorrow so let the Gang have the rest, we've already got our course-builder - incredible show to be in the top 200 again, my folks really do turn up for the clashes, 76 of us now - what odds would you have given that when I formed our clash-club??
Shame we're playing for nothing and the notable blank games say it all - WGT you 'screwed up big time didn't you', you have dropped a massive bollok if you were to be honest.
...and once more, my boys finishing off another 'no show', there really isn't any point or reason to 'clash' these days and WGT should spruce up the awards now they have taken the XP booster away, it's all very pointless I am afraid and I predicted this last week...
I will let them have the next clash to themselves and might or might not play a game in the last match-up, we did remarkably well yet again but............pointless, just for the love of the clashes and writing these reports.
Second to last clash is quite riveting to watch, it's close and depends if they turn up - I think if they tuen up we're mince meat!! Rod (really good up and coming player, bright star he is), put a very nice 30 in on St Andrews and Tongy put a 31 in...they will have to do it without me, I am over but it's great to take a backseat and watch :-)
Latest on this thrilling clash!!!
ooooo - come on boys, you are doing us proud, the 3rd great match-up this clash - pure entertainment I am enthralled but wont get involved, wonderful stuff !!!
The St Andrews Freeze!!!
Well here is an interesting situation....I shall just copy-paste what I sent to WGT to explain...
Well I find myself in a most peculiar situation in a clash game...
I tee'd off and it took over a minute for the ball to come to rest - precariously close to the water.....
Now I just can't take the second shot - it just hangs like this:
(that's uncalibrated 'see-click' in the top right corner b.t.w. - one of my techniques for dealing with a faster meterbar with cheaper balls, it's perfectly legit and WGT have allowed me to explain it here in a previous post)....
I have cleared my cache, restarted my browser e.t.c...
I have rebooted my computer and even reset my internet router downstairs..
Same problem, the clash clock is ticking down and I am just frozen out!!
Well I will update you all as to whether I make any headway with the situation, but by the time this post goes up it shall probably be well too late.
Bug or game peculiarity?? - admittedly the ball is in an extreme position and took well over a minute to settle.
There you have it, nothing I can do to help the team out in this close and captivating clash game :-(
GET READY FOR ONE OF THE MOST BREATHTAKINGLY AMAZING FINISHES IN CLASH HISTORY!!!!!!
Well I managed to get the ball out and the game to unfreeze (above) by selecting a pitch shot, it seemed the game wouldn't play the approach without freezing, well I managed to get it going again but bogied that hole, and the next one :-)
I composed myself and made a couple of birdies halfway in to the 9 holes then got distracted for a while and realized I was in a race against time when I gtot back!!
I managed to play out the game with merely 1 minute and a few seconds on the clock with a 1 under par, here was the effect of that round.....
A 26 POINT LEAD WITH JUST 30 SECONDS LEFT!!!!!!!
SENSATIONAL FINISH!!!! - LEVEL 19 CLUB TOO AND Y'KNOW HOW I LOVE TAKING THE SCALPS OF GIANTS - ALL THE MORE THRILLING!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEST FINISH EVER IN CLASH HISTORY, AND AM I 'CAPTAIN MARVEL' OR WHAT!!!
Don't think the last match up will top that for drama do you........
Final game, scores, standings e.t.c........
Aria made a huge 46 odd foot putt and will be congratulated for it, another no-show and I imagine WGT will be scratching their heads and looking at empty wallets over the weekend!!!!
Some great games among that set of no-shows included 'old balls', 'prometheus', but surely the match of the clash just has to be 'Craven Dale' - it was absolutely immense how I put the winner in with less than a minute remaining, never see it again I think, just beyond words - like the 2 Man United goals in the 1999 European cup final :-)
ahhhhh damnit - I was too late to get the contribution list!! we ended late and the last clash just finished before I could C&P them, I believe it was 11 or 12 players who contributed and dedon1, tongju, rod and myself got the 1st places.
I will present the final standing when it becomes available shortly....
Currently 142nd, very very presentable as always gang - you did great!!!
Shouldn't change much since we are in the last 5 mins or so......
CONFIRMED - 142ND, WELL DONE GANG!!!
And if the Georgian win the standings every week don't you think the LGBTQX Crazy Gang and Straight Aunty 'stand' as invincible in terms of the clash report???
I certainly do ;-)
Right, that's that.
But I need to address something here, and it came on the eve of the first night of the clash 87 as my time goes...
Kenher - he is a very good guy and if you read this Ken then you have my deepest and most honest regards and sentiments.
Ken is a very very good director in any club, a great diplomat, wise and a pretty good WGT player - I would nominate Ken to be one of our WGT representatives going forward to senior WGT management with our queries and questions - he is able to handle the debate as a great diplomat and you have my vote Ken.
Ken is not headstrong enough to be a leader like me (nor has the almost telepathic insight required), but I am surely not a diplomat like Ken. I have already evaluated Kens qualities and they are outstanding - because I have almost telepathic insight [that's also why I do quantum science], I am able to evaluate Ken because I am a natural leader and headstrong and incredibly insightful for the requirements and demands that leadership dictates.
But I took him off my friends list for one reason - and that is the long dispute I have with his club boss.
I have to take Ken off my friends list for his own protection because I do believe there is a super-massive big fkking 'ruck' coming with his boss down the line shortly.
Call me a show-boater, a braggart, a big head, a very strong leader - whatever you will but I have never met anyone as fundamentally arrogant as his boss, and it's calling out time.
I don't know exactly who he thinks he is but someone who won't even acknowledge several emails of good intent seems to be someone who thinks they are beyond approach. I have to say this - you are not beyond appraoch and somebody who posted a 52 within 2 hours of the Virtual amateur going up 'stinks of it m8'.
Because there are other players in his category who couldn't beat his score for the rest of the month - I think 1 player tied a 52. Now I know what a 57 requires - it requires dozens and dozens of attempts to get that 'golden round' - you know the one, the extremely fortuitous one, the one where you start with an eagle and follow it up - they take a lot of rounds but do crop up over a 4 week qualifying period.
And YET none of those players, given the full months efforts were able to find as fortuitous round as Kens boss did WITHIN 2 HOURS OF THE COMPETITION BEING POSTED UP - I saw it sweetheart, I was around at the time and it went up within 2 hours or at the most within 6, either way it was in single digit hours of the tourny going up - maybe WGT can confirm???
The VEM or statistical variance was as high as St Andrews was in clash 87 - you can hit it 3 foot short and it ends 18foot short, put a bit of topspin on it and it goes 18 feet long, you all experienced that right - that's what the virtual amateur was like (and rightly so, it's a WGT major), and if you go to my profile I have the putts to prove it, particularly the last one to get my first 57 - it's all on my profile with several other examples of the virtual US amateur and the conditions of that tourny.
I find it incredibly unlikely that he would find the 'golden round' within 2 hours that magnets or the rest of his peers were unable to find for the whole 4 weeks, unless:
1. He is a martian or super human from another galaxy in disguise who has a superiority over the rest of the human race.
2. He is a ch******g bas**rd.
i believe the 'poker player' points the finger at others to take attention away from his own misdeeds.
I wonder if he plays poker??
Thats all I have to say on the matter pre-ruck, but that is the argument I will bring to the table if there is one SON!!!!
Play live on Twitch all day BB - but I remember Oldbayrunner telling me years ago that packet editors run in the background like anti-virus software and as he put it 'you can do anything if you know how'.
Ok on with the party :-)))
'balearic beats' - one of my favourite styles of house music....
MASSIVE - JUST LIKE ME :-)
See - again, this is what trans have going in their heads when they think about music. It is one of the essential differences between trans and women (apart from the obvious)....
We are like 'perfect incarnations' of 'female', is the best way to describe it - without the inconvenience and ugliness of child-birth :-)))
In-fact, if I had ever had a wife and she was there on her back giving birth to an excruciatingly painful delivery..I'd powder my nose, hold her hand, look deep in to her eyes.....
and say 1 word, the only word that is needed...
And that concludes clash 87 - clash 88 is going to be utterly stageringly good - i already have so much material to play with, right YJ??!!