We are in 56th place right now - it's unreal, this club has only been going 3 weeks, lolos!!
But we're going to play our tactics first and foremost and if Level 19 Borgo Lauro with 6 champions, a huge number of legends, currently lying in 22nd place with 10, 000 more XP than us and a win-loss record that tells you that their players are out, well if you are reading this then you might as well do what you like because we are going to lie utterly dormant in this match-up, lols.
I would much rather my General take a 4 hour break and come back with double the SP's and go up against someone much more viable on the nightshift as it is here.
i will be back top finish our run-in in the morning, sure we will drop a few places but it's already been beyond words for us as a club....
Well it looks like our tactics have paid off.....
I will be dodging the next opponent whoever it is and playing double SP in the last game - hope it's Fairway Fanatics is all I can say ;-)
We do turn 'em over don't we ;-)
ANYWAY SOMETHING SWEET:
We're goin to get our a55es handed to us by a bunch of grampas, lololos!!! and I just love that idea, hehehehe - because I love sweet old men, and the match we are avoiding is going to be against some lovely elder gentlemen :-)
and 13,000 XP and counting....*whistles*
GO ON GRAMPS HAND US A GOOD THUMPING!!!
See I do have a heart lololos!!
Things that bring a tear to your face in the clashes:
awww look.... :-D
he's only a tour pro - he put a -3 in on the best of par 5's, I can stick between 7 and 9 on it consistently but I ain't gunna touch it, hehehehe - isn't that so sweet :-D I am glad my general has gone to bed so he can't touch it either - unless one of my lil dwarvies turns up - another thing that makes me weepy is my lil' dwarvies tinkering away with their lil shovels 'n' buckets - awww look, last night against Borgo when Alan and me were out....
How can that not make you all smiley and weepy hehehehehe - my lil dwarvies are men, hehehe - they not scared at anyone tinkering away down there, i'm welling up on both those things above.
I think we have redefined the clashes at this club haven't we - well look at this thread and you would have to nod, it's gunna be like this everytime and it's so good - this is how good the clashes can be see!!
Just over 2 hours to go - you know I am going to put a big one in no matter who we come up against - THE BIGGER THE BETTER FOR THE NEXT ONE, I WANT THEM TO SEE WHAT I CAN DO NOW.........i am going for an hours sleep because this is going to be machine golf, lols - I hope it's against one of the following:
1 Fairway Fanatics
2. Southern England
3. The peoples club.
I mean we are going to run up against all of them at some point, but love it to be now when I am unrestricted with the SP's, there's gunna be fireworks if I do......
I can't sleep because I am anticipating one of those 2 clubs - fairways or southern, I have no problem with the peoples club, but with those 2 i can't hide it, i have a problem with them and i just want it with one of them with unrestricted access to my S.P's - no excuses, no B.S, just right out there trying to kill each other... I want you in the last game because Alan is asleep, i want you on my own with unrestricted superpasses in the clashes, I want it to be just me against you fairway and southern...and the supernova, i want you too in the clashes.
I just leveled up and got it out of the way so it doesn't delay me, I won't even be looking at the scoreboards against those 2, I will just be playing back-to-back golf from the bell, from the get-go, I am terrified of being humillated by them - not to have even 1 bonus on my side (fairways did that last week but i wasn't playing so it doesn't count)..... it terrifies me but once I get behind la ferrari I feel invincible, I am the blonde goddess and nobody can touch me, mike tyson sums it up for me EXACTLY HOW I FEEL AND HOW IT IS, ENJOY......
Well after all that - big anti-climax as always deena, lols:
Still I will enjoy my 4 SP's and play a few extra games but if this was one of those 2 I wouldn't even be here wasting time right now - I would be straight in to them, lols!!!
...(and if i didn't at least do myself justice with them i'd quit the game hahahahah!!)....
Just put my 'sick one' in for the clash, lolololos!!!XXX
Last Clash result
I had one of my lil dwarvies with me too :-)))))
I weighed in with 16632 XP
Well we are currently 101st and missed out on bowling ball things, lols - now here's the thing, If I had gone after the oldies up there I could have had all the points to myself with a couple of passes and made the top 100 with ease - but I saw something really beautiful you see, and the feeling I am still getting from that is worth far more than an extra pass and bowling tackle, lols.
We show humillity at this club and that sets us apart from everybody.
I'm going to let this thread sink down for the next 2 weeks, it will be back in business for the next clashes, it's been an absolute joy for the owner of this club - but please do give us all a week off won't you WGT - I couldn't even swing a bottle of beer right now....well actually I could and am going to hahhahhhaa!!!
oh last joke from the crazy gang............
"When in doubt, always get your clock out'.....
I said CLOCK!!!
I just wanna say (I've had a drink and everything), but them sick scores are starting to come through now, more and more they are coming everyweek but I want those 'sick sick' ones - you know where every hole is a birdie and they put on 2, 3 and even 4 eagles over the top of them....I know a couple of really simple things (it's to do with putting), and combined with golds putting formula (it makes golds putting formula hit the hole from 60% to 90% and its really simple, but you have to have very very accurate on-screen measurement tools too - even if golds figure is right, you have to translate it with measurement on-screen), but anyway - I have that, but the 'sick-sick' scorers have one or 2 things more that I don't yet, I have got fkcuing 'calibrated see-click' so I can do it natural, and I know how to manipulate VEM, but there are one or 2 things left that I don't know and if I had them right now I would be my hero Chrisironsbones.....you can do what those fcuking packet editors are doing naturally, like FMag, he knows how to chip-in, he just knows how much of a percentage plus or minus of the prediction figure to hit it so it goes in clean without even rolling...things like that.
Quick game with Dan - I am drunk and it's never a competion and always a weekend catch up with my HERO, I don't give a crap who wins as long as I win you lot in the VOTSCC in the clashes!!
Anyway one of my fave fights of all time and it's lights out till next clash:
You know this IS going to be Dan v's Deena in the clashes one day :-)
[Dans Haggler B.T.W - Tommy is my fave boxer of all time because he was the most inertially correct and it has never been seen since how you could lever a punch like that].
That's when I am playing to beat you my lovely Dan - in the clashes ;-)
More on golds putting formula...
Anyway the thing that makes golds putting formula prolific is the numbers you stick in to the thing - big surprise huh??!!
But, like 12 down 4, could be 12 down 3.6 or 12 down 4.4 see ..... you have to roam around the target area with your mouse to decide what it is because it rounds up to the nearest full digit, and it matters!! Same with the distance, 12 could be 12.4 or 11.6.
Sometimes just a small difference in the values will give a significant change in the prediction figure, but once you know that and start putting the right numbers in golds formula starts working like never before!!
There were numerous times in that clash where I severly disagreed with it - like, gerrout there is no way that is going to go in if I hit it that soft!!!.......and then I got a birdie :-) They are really beautiful putts to watch too - I am going to have to save a few next time, some of the most beautiful glorious looking putts - watching that ball come round so slowly, it's magical and I would never do it without the formula, never see those putts without it because I just would never hit a putt like that.
I mean really tough putts on severe declines e.t.c. It just makes the most impossible looking putts...... possible, not only that but consistently. I was consistently making them, and I knew then my game had gone up a notch, there's no way I would have got them before - not until I found out how to use golds putting formula properly :-)
The other thing about golds formula is knowing when you have to measure every single dot speed and when you can just take one speed and generalise it over a certain lengh of the putt - this makes golds formula much more accesible to game play. Sometimes you do have to measure every single dot, but othertimes it will be enough just to take an average speed. My version has up to 8 different sections and it has always been enough.
- but please do not ask me to expand my version to 12 because I have forgotten how my golds predictor works, lolololos!!!
I can't wait for the next clash because that's the only time I ever use it.
I have just this minute had a EURIKA!! moment....
It has just this past few minutes occured to me how to model the chip-in and the pitch-in.
It will be the next addition to La-Ferrari.
At the moment I am still messing around with 'calibrated see-click',
I am going to keep our thread down here this week - we are not actively recruiting at the moment, though you may join if you so please.
This week and probably for most of next week I have been preparing La Ferrari with G0LDs putting formula fine tuned for all green speeds. I now have the formula pretty tight for Champ, Tourny, Fast and Very Fast and have just built another version with provisional settings for standard and slow greens.
I have prepared these as 3 seperate versions, I don't know if the clashes are played on slow and standard greens but one thing is for sure - if they are I will not be found wanting, every greenspeed will be fine tuned and accounted for by next clash.
After that I am going to start modelling the pitch-in and the chip-in.....
I found this PEARLER.....
I also don't see how a spreadsheet will make you a better putter.
And I can do that every single time a putt is accesible to the formula - all I have to do is put the numbers in - it's mine forever.
That's how much my game has risen as a result of this formula.
Little mid-clash treat for anyone who is watching - Tommy v mcllenan in sparring !!
Mcllenan was touted as the new Mike Tyson in the middleweight division, he was an absolute pit-bull of a fighter and the Benn v mcllelan fight is my favourite fight of all time.
But just look at Tommy there - you can tell whiuch one is hearns can't you, Tommy nearing his end of boxing days and showing Gerald all the movement and tricks :-)