Folks, what the h*ll are your doing? I'm out of town for three days (of sun and golf) and you write 10 pages!
Let me stick to one Power Ball posting on page 8:
gonfission: Alosso, my wife may be making the delivery, as if any of those numbers should be the "chosen ones", I'm going to die laughing.
She's welcome - I'm gonna invite our Chinese friends ;)
The Power Ball scheme is similar to our "Lotto" which is "6 out of 49" while PB is "5 out of 59 plus extra number". Our Lotto (by a government company) has been played each week as long as I live and pays out to all participants who have three or more numbers correct, starting from a few Euros to a few Millions. A big chunk of the stakes benefits welfare.
Being a numbers guy, I have learned some probability calculus for this type of gambling, and I know that the probability of any combination is equal.
Due to the facts that
- I am lazy,
- I didn't know if it was only a joke,
- I don't believe to have a chance, given the low probability,
I chose the easiest way to produce the numbers, by Excel.
I was most excited to see that you have actually placed the numbers!
But I've also learned that some inconsiderate woman took the win away from me!!! I'm only consoled by the low outcome:
- You don't get the full amount from a one-time cash-out,
- there are high taxes,
meaning that I might only have received 200,000,000 $ - peanuts!
And how should all the cash fit into a suitcase?
Anyway, it was good fun, and it spread to my friends. I told them about your bets, and they informed me about the wrong winner. It must have been the fake press to cheat me on my money!!
gonfission: Then, alosso, puts up his number picks.
Aye yi fooking yi.....
You got me alosso. A lot have tried, and failed epically. But not you, NOOOOOO
Now the sweet clerk at the store, that is extra nice to me, is going to have her suspicions about me being, "wahnsinnig", confirmed.
You're welcome! Blame the Germans for that - Order is even more important here than Law!
gonfission: Edit: Thanks for the honest invite alosso.
Again you have peeked my interest as to how you would know, I would know the airport code??
You are one sly fox. Golf would be a real pleasure. I guarantee to bring uncontrollable laughter, and amazement with my golfing prowess.
It stands - just bring a buck and I buy you a beer! Fun and bad golf shots are guaranteed!
I had no idea that you knew about NUE, though many GIs have been in the Barracks around. But, this is the digital age, information is at hand. By some means I'd have to add some IQ selection ;)