Found this thread from SweetiePie:
http://www.wgt.com/forums/t/40854.aspx
Slow Play in AS
The Golf was so slow, it would creep;
Z upon Z we would heap;
We lost our momentum;
Frustrations we pent 'em';
After each shot we just fell asleep!
Chat Box Boogie
Hi and GL EV1;
NS, NB, GD Run;
TY, NT, and All U;
Saver, UL, X2;
GG, TY ALL, Been Fun!
There once was a lad from Manassas;
Who oft had his way with the lasses;
His mate did rebuke;
"Dude, I could puke;
You really ought to get glasses!"
There was a young lady quite built;
Asked a Scot "What's worn under kilt?";
He said "all in order";
She recoiled in horror;
His member had begun to tilt!
skccvb: Chat Box Boogie 2 Hi.and. GL. EV1; NS.NB.GD.Run; TY.NT.and.All.U; Saver. UL.X2; GG.TY. ALL. Been.Fun!
Chat Box Boogie 2
Hi.and. GL. EV1;
NS.NB.GD.Run;
TY.NT.and.All.U;
Saver. UL.X2;
GG.TY. ALL. Been.Fun!
l.o.l
When you're playing the great MichaelStroke
Just sit back and grab you a Coke
When you walk on the grass
He'll 5-up your ass
But cushion the pain with a joke
I'm game...
***DOWNTIME tonight***
An update it seems to brewing;
Players they seem to be stewing;
We'll wake up tomorrow atwitter;
Our meters will be in the shitter;
These updates will be our undoing!