Who is the Forum King?
There once was a Yank name of Jim;
PaulTon wants to be just like him;
Alanti has tried;
Alosso decried;
"Your chances are pretty darn slim!"
Country Club Clashes
One way to use passes and ball life;
Pit club against club, causing strife;
Weird tee markers and all;
Max Gold Putter, the gall!;
I would rather just sit on a knife!
Putting Tips
For many a Tour Pro and Master;
Putting can be a disaster;
Forums will say;
"Well, just do it THIS way";
I say, " Just wait 'til they're faster!"
WGT Updates
***Downtime tonight Icon will say;
To our undying, utter dismay;
"Are they fixing what's broke?";
"Where YOU been, bloke?"
We just know that somehow we'll pay.
70 something Legend Average
Parking Lot Tees are a worry;
So many seem in a hurry;
Boost this, beat that;
When you should just stand pat;
If you multi- with me, I may scurry!
There once was a guy from Grande Oaks
Who's posts gave some readers the boaks.
He often made graphics,
Some cruel and sarcastic.
But he was really just making lame jokes.
PaulTon: There once was a guy from Grande Oaks Who's posts gave some readers the boaks. He often made graphics, Some cruel and sarcastic. But he was really just making lame jokes.
lol Paul - nice one ~ boaks
There once was a man named McSweeney;
Who spilled some gin on his weenie;
Being uncouth;
He added Vermouth;
And offered his date a Martini!
There once was a lady from Kroll;
Had an idea exceedingly droll;
At a Masquerade Ball;
Dressed in nothing at all;
She backed in as a Parker House roll!
There once was a man from Visalia;
While awakening in Australia;
"Did I come here to die?"
He heard in reply;
"No, yesterday, but what ails ya?'