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• skccvb 799 Posts

  Sun, Aug 28 2016 9:36 AM

  Just for shites and giggles, post your best Limericks here (both WGT/golf related and others), for example:

   

  For those whose meter will stutter;

  There are ways to make it like butter;

  Forum troll will implore;

  "Clear your caches, you bore";

  Your next shot will be a nutter!

• skccvb 799 Posts

  Sun, Aug 28 2016 9:47 AM

  On making short putts on Kiawah:

   

  There once was a golf course named KIA;

  Reverse read was no panacea;

  The dots there will lie;

  We curse to the sky;

  Oh why, oh why can't I read ya!

• skccvb 799 Posts

  Sun, Aug 28 2016 10:18 AM

  On Gold Max Balls:

   

  Gold Max balls are free with your purchase;

  You're better off going to Churches;

  To kneel and to pray;

  Because, I must say;

  They'll leave you in plenty of lurches!

   

   

   

• skccvb 799 Posts

  Sun, Aug 28 2016 10:35 AM

  Regarding Andyson:

  
  

  There once was a chap name of Andy;

  Whose posts were better than candy;

  we laughed at it all;

  but now we appall;

  Tour Champion would sure be dandy!

   

   

   

• Ducati916 1,116 Posts

  Sun, Aug 28 2016 10:55 AM

  There once was a time I recall

  long before the cat ball

  or gnomes and flamingos

  or any of those

  and even the $1000 phone call.

   

• craigswan 31,016 Posts

  Sun, Aug 28 2016 10:55 AM

  Young Andy plays golf like a blender

  His two balls were returned to sender

  He shimmied like Elvis

  And wriggled his pelvis

  While singing aloud, "Love Me Tender"

• Ducati916 1,116 Posts

  Sun, Aug 28 2016 11:38 AM

  There will be a short downtime tonight

  while we work to put something right

  but as a side benefit

  something else turns to chit

  and we'll ignore the posts that you write

• Ducati916 1,116 Posts

  Sun, Aug 28 2016 11:42 AM

  Disclaimer.....I am not a religious person and this is not meant to offend anyone whose beliefs differ.

   

  We see terror and hate everyday

  I'm sure that isn't God's way

  What you believe is up to you

  as it is for others too

  just tell someone you love them today.

• skccvb 799 Posts

  Sun, Aug 28 2016 12:24 PM

  Alternate Shot and such:

   

  I played Alt with a pint of Bitter;

  Then I put my P in the Shitter;

  VEM they would go on to say; 

  It cuts each and every such way;

  Soon enough, we won, thanks you Quitter!

• skccvb 799 Posts

  Sun, Aug 28 2016 12:32 PM

  Lake Balls

  
  

  Whichever direction is water;

  We aim away, cuz we aughter;

  But whatever we do;

  VEM shines on through;

  WGT lambs to the slaughter!