This is not a golf joke.
Two guys are walking their dogs on a hot summer day.
1st guy: "Man, I’m parched, what do ya say we stop at the bar for a cold one."
2nd guy: "No way they’ll let us in the bar with the dogs."
1st guy: "Watch, just follow my lead."
1st guy walks up to the door puts on his
sunglasses and proceeds to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncer.
me sir, but dogs are not allowed in the bar."
1st guy: "Excuse me, but it’s a Seeing Eye dog."
it’s a doberman pinscher."
1st guy: "Yes, I know, they’re using dobermans now because they’re large, dominating, smart,
aggressive and independent. Believe me, I know, they’re using dobermans."
Bouncer (with kind of a disbelieving smirk): "OK sir, come on in."
The 2nd guy seeing and hearing what just happened
puts on his sunglasses and proceeds to enter the bar, but is stopped by the
Bouncer: "Sir, I’m
sorry but we don’t allow dogs in the bar."
2nd guy: "But, it’s my Seeing Eye dog."
it’s a chihuahua."
2nd guy: "WHAT, they gave me a chihuahua?"