One day, I accidentally overturned
my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive
golfer, who lived in a house on the golf course, heard the
noise and called out: “Are you okay, what's your name?"
I answered, "It's John, and I'm okay thanks".
She replied, "John , forget your troubles. Come
to my house, rest a while and I'll help you
get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of
you," I answered, “but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth
She was very pretty, very sexy and
persuasive . . . I was weak.
"Well okay," I finally
agreed, but I said again, " my wife
won't like it."
After a few soothing drinks, I thanked Elizabeth and said "I feel a lot better now, but
I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd better go now.”
"Don't be silly!"
Elizabeth said with a smile: "She won't know anything. ... By the way, where is
"Probably still under the golf cart...." I said.......!