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Nice and Friendly CC

Sat, Aug 10 2019 6:52 AM by WoodyJeep. 302 replies.
  • WoodyJeep United States
    1,888 Posts
    Wed, Jun 8 2016 5:24 AM

    This is not a golf joke.

     

    Two guys are walking their dogs on a hot summer day.

    1st guy: "Man, I’m parched, what do ya say we stop at the bar for a cold one."

    2nd guy: "No way they’ll let us in the bar with the dogs."

    1st guy: "Watch, just follow my lead."

    1st guy walks up to the door puts on his sunglasses and proceeds to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncer.

    Bouncer: "Excuse me sir, but dogs are not allowed in the bar."

    1st guy: "Excuse me, but it’s a Seeing Eye dog."

    Bouncer: "Sir, it’s a doberman pinscher."

    1st guy: "Yes, I know, they’re using dobermans now because they’re large, dominating, smart, aggressive and independent. Believe me, I know, they’re using dobermans."

    Bouncer (with kind of a disbelieving smirk): "OK sir, come on in."

    The 2nd guy seeing and hearing what just happened puts on his sunglasses and proceeds to enter the bar, but is stopped by the bouncer.

    Bouncer: "Sir, I’m sorry but we don’t allow dogs in the bar."

    2nd guy: "But, it’s my Seeing Eye dog."

    Bouncer: "Sir, it’s a chihuahua."

    2nd guy: "WHAT, they gave me a chihuahua?"

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  • WoodyJeep United States
    1,888 Posts
    Fri, Jun 10 2016 7:45 AM

    "BUMP!"

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  • Curtis1246 United States
    13 Posts
    Fri, Jun 10 2016 11:53 AM

    Hi WoodyJeep! I may be interested in your club. It sounds enjoyable and perhaps a bit more active than the one I have recently tried. No communication and anybody who applies is in. So, there is just a bunch of level 1 players that don't talk and or play. Thanks for your time!

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  • WoodyJeep United States
    1,888 Posts
    Mon, Jun 13 2016 12:19 PM

    Hey Curtis,

    Welcome aboard.

    I hope you are enjoying your membership with us.

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  • Dad2147 United States
    1,127 Posts
    Tue, Jun 14 2016 11:59 AM

    Hi Woody, I may be interested in joining your club if possible. I would need to drop out of my current club but it has 0 inner action and no one ever visits. 0 tournements in last couple months. 

    let me know if I'm eligible or not. I will close out from my present club.

    thanks much Dad. PS: I play almost every evening and some afternoons. Just tag me addicted lol

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  • Dad2147 United States
    1,127 Posts
    Tue, Jun 14 2016 12:05 PM

    PSS: I play on an iPad if that makes a difference in platforms 

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  • WoodyJeep United States
    1,888 Posts
    Thu, Jun 16 2016 6:34 PM

    Hi Dad,

    Welcome to the club!

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  • WoodyJeep United States
    1,888 Posts
    Mon, Jun 20 2016 6:16 AM

    "Bump"

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  • jimniu United States
    2 Posts
    Tue, Jun 21 2016 8:16 AM

    Hello,

    I sent a request for membership. Not sure if I needed to post here as well. 

    jim

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  • WoodyJeep United States
    1,888 Posts
    Mon, Jun 27 2016 7:12 AM

    I was talking to The Most Interesting Man in the World, you know, the Dos Equis beer guy, and he said to me, "I don't usually join WGT golf clubs, but when I do, I join Nice and Friendly".  Just say'in, you might want to try it too.

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