On an up note, the FDA has finally approved the elusive antidote to wedding cake:
"A drug aimed at helping women who've lost their sex drive, cleared a key hurdle Thursday, winning backing from a Food and Drug Administration panel. The drug, which will be sold under the brand name Addyi, is known generically as flibanserin."
This is a major breakthrough for married men...to date, the most common remedy was hookers..:)