The country club, Senior Citizens, has quite a bit to offer the right ladies. We are all gentlemen and would love to have some members of the opposite gender among our ranks.
Age? 50 and older (better? hmm) is a good place to start, but exceptions are made.
You are sure to like our club. Most all of our members play most everyday. Some win, some lose. Most don't care either way.
The club again? Senior Citizens. Welcome aboard!