As you must realize, I've sent numerous messages to customer service regarding donkey balls being added to the game. It's a travesty that there's WGT Kitten Balls, WGT Turkey Vapor Balls, but no donkey balls anywhere to be seen. I'm publicly pleading with you to consider adding them to the game. Please do not force me to pursue legal action (PETA, ASPCA, WWF, HSUS, etc., etc.) regarding this vital matter.
Thank You in advance,