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• PRIESTESS 10,704 Posts

  Sat, Jan 15 2011 11:50 PM

  Meter & Stutter go Hand In hand

  Like a Man and a Dog &Green Eggs and Ham,

  The last few days their relationship has grown.

  But its only now,I have the energy to Moan,

  Why is it so,That this has to be?

  Is it WGT or My Browser and Me?

  Im so losing patients of letting the meter go!

  Its causing my Rhythm and timing to be way too slow!

  I like to play Fast! Crisp and Sure,

  But the last 3 days have only left me unsure!

  My confidence gone, Absent without Leave,

  Maybe a break is what i really need!

  Pffffffftt,,!

   

• piztaker 5,743 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 12:25 AM

  Don't let it upset you,

  It'd be such a shame.

  Things'll get better,

  it's only a game.

• PRIESTESS 10,704 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 12:42 AM

  Very good,,

  More please,:)

• simovoice 4,963 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 1:24 AM

  Don't leave your hope go away

  Patience sometimes is the right way.

  Lift your eyes to the sky,

  you'll always see your ball fly,

  and even when the meter

  is the real matter,

  remember all your friends,

  who are the only reason for which you spent here your cents.

• PRIESTESS 10,704 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 1:52 AM

  Awesome Sim,,You Smoothy you,:)

• ironking34 749 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 2:15 AM

  I can't take it anymore

  the meter is really affecting my score

  instead of going real slow

  the ball fluctuates everything the wind blow

  opps that's not the meter that's deviation

  I guess there is more than one thing wrong in WGT's nation

   Yes, I too have thought about taking a long vacation

  until WGT provide it's best customers with a better online game application

  Yet still the game is so sweet

  what's better than playing closet to the hole and hearing that heartbeat

  or shooting sub 30 when Bethpage is really showing some teeth

  or watching someone disconnect when they're about to face defeat

  so I will keep on keeping on

  in hopes of one day seeing the meter stuttering totally gone

   

• PRIESTESS 10,704 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 2:23 AM

  Clap!   Clap! Clap!.Awesome,

  Moreeee  please,

• LizzieRossetti 1,545 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 2:33 AM

  How in the world,could my heart not resist

  A reply with some words,with flowery twist

  An aching sensation,we feel it at times,

  When that little meter,is at sixes and nines

  And yet there are worse,and badder things yet

  Lets take St Andys,and never forget

  Those rampant winds,lifting our skirts

  Has got to for me,be one of the worst

  Theres nothing come yet,but for Mios' intent

  From wgt,save the wooly knickers he sent

  Now far from decrying,a shot gone astray

  I wholly agree,it can ruin your day

  But isn't it just,how we think when we hear

  Of a partners bad gaffe and he voices clear

  "Meter spike buddy,it wasnt my doing!"

  And quiet we chuckle,at badly missed ding

  Now steadfast I toil to make up the bad,

  and sinking for par,my soul flushes glad

  Always the option to give up and weep

  But that leads to trouble,and often in sand Oh too deep

  Now pitches and wedges can make up for the worse,

  But nothing for me,can beat a jolly good curse

  I know now that when,my Dog hides his face

  I have shouted so loud at my shots sad disgrace

  I sit back and ponder,relax in my seat

  The next hole by god,I will conjure an amazing great feat

  So all by the end of a nine or the whole

  If I can Par,then will come rest to my soul.

   

  Lizzie x

• Noobingalltheway 222 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 3:25 AM

  'Twas a late, dark night when I stumbled on this game

  Decided to give it a go....now what should be my name?

  I should've thought then, that this game wasn't for me

  A lack of decisiveness is the primary key

  Played a few practice rounds, the wind swept so badly

  the ball's in the rough, I cussed ever so sadly

  Now that a month has passed, I'm doing quite well

  But bad decisions isn't the only hinderence, this I can tell:

  I play on a morning when I wake up, still tired

  But I can't hit a ball, my eyes have retired

  I hack away at the ball, till I start to awake

  Another in the bunker "oh for **** sake"

  But I'm getting closer, my game begins to improve

  So off to the ranked rounds, I decide to move

  I hit the fifth hole, 3 under or more

  A tee to the fairway, my confidence does soar

  My approach hits way right, into the rough

  The meter did stutter, surely once is enough?

  I correct the mistake, I land feet from the hole!

  So confidently I step, not even removing the pole

  I aim left of the break, get the power just right

  But as I take the shot, the meter does spike!

  I tap in for bogey, the game just keeps going

  But I can't help thinking, my confidence no longer glowing

  I finish the ninth, on evens with par

  The meter spike affecting my game that far!

  There you have it, my daily routine 

  When I first signed up, surely I should've seen

  Now its too late, I'm addicted its true

  WGT I hate you!!!!!

   

  :) Rob

   

• piztaker 5,743 Posts

  Sun, Jan 16 2011 3:45 AM

  I choose Bali Hai

   full of anticipation

  wind beats me again.

   

  (Haiku innit?)