Want your account closed ? I can help . But it will take some work on your part and over three weeks to make it happen .
Step # 1 Post a lot of trash in the forums , ( use as many bad / nasty words as you can , Hijack some threads by calling out players , Piss on some players walls , Poke the Mod,s , Just start trouble ) . This might take a day or two before you will get a " Time out " from the game / forums for a week .
Step # 2 After your week off Repeat Step # 1 but take it up a notch , You will earn another week off .
Step # 3 Another week off and Repeat Step # 1 . This time you need to make sure you go all out , If you dont you might just get just banned from the forums for ever but your account is still there .
With a little help from the good folks who read ( troll ) the forums , Your account will be closed .
OPY